Stuck Inside of August with the Memphis Blues Again LC Thread

Stuck Inside of August with the Memphis Blues Again LC Thread

A thread got stuck in a spin,
While August kept blowing right in.
I asked Mr. Jones,
He texted in tones:
"The answer’s a boo

02 August 2025 at 07:53 PM
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by REDeYeS00

thought i had a parking spot until i got closer

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Shoulda been easy to find one. Even that dimwit found four of them.


what really frosts my cake is the six figure porsche parked correctly in the adjacent spot
would expect as much from local bmw owners, but really ravioli toyota?

left the store and noticed someone in a beater chose to park directly adjacent, not sure door opening was an option


by pokeraz

That would have required a lot of effort to talk myself out of flattening two of their tires.

Why only two?


by All-inMcLovin

Why only two?

Ain’t nobody got time to be slashing four tires.

But you do have to get the second one since people only have one spare.


by pokeraz

Ain’t nobody got time to be slashing four tires.

But you do have to get the second one since people only have one spare.

The optimal number may be three. Leave them wondering what kind of maniac would do more than the minimal two but not get all four. Make 'em sweat!


by Tom Ames

The optimal number may be three. Leave them wondering what kind of maniac would do more than the minimal two but not get all four. Make 'em sweat!

I'm glad that I'm on your good side!


by pokeraz

Ain’t nobody got time to be slashing four tires.

But you do have to get the second one since people only have one spare.

What car has a spare these days?


by All-inMcLovin

I'm glad that I'm on your good side!

I confess that I've had far more than my share of vicarious shady experiences.


by Tom Ames

I confess that I've had far more than my share of vicarious parking experiences.

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LOL


probably better suited for the ff thread
but steve, have you seen vids of the ridgefield i-n-o opening?
consider it a vicarious lack of parking experience


by REDeYeS00

probably better suited for the ff thread
but steve, have you seen vids of the ridgefield i-n-o opening?
consider it a vicarious lack of parking experience

I can imagine! Send an In-North-Out (as an old Garmin of mine used to say) to my neighborhood and I'll try to deal with it. *sigh*


like that one time as a kid you climbed too far up the tree
our only guess is it somehow jumped, or was dropped off by a raptor

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One time?!?!?!

Severe underestimation :(


Anyone know the best calorie counter app?

Asking for a friend.

Actually, a friend of a friend, who doesn’t even need to lose weight but loves counting.


MyFitnessPal

Calories, macronutrients, micronutrients, if they like counting things they will enjoy.

I haven't tracked for a few years they might have paywalled some features.


George Harrison was the best Beatle.

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Fact


by pokeraz

George Harrison was the best Beatle.

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Slept with Ringo's wife, destroying both marriages. I been saying for years that Ringo is the only good one.

You can always tell the biggest sexual deviant in a group by who is the most religious. My sweet lord.


John Lennon is Jenny's boyfriend in Forrest Gump who beat her and blamed Nixon.


Don’t know anything about how they were as people. I don’t think about it.

He was the best musician of the group.


Oh. I stopped listening to them 30 years ago, I have no opinion on them as musicians.


by amplify

John Lennon is Jenny's boyfriend in Forrest Gump who beat her and blamed Nixon.

Pretty sure he turned the corner and hasn't beaten anyone in years.


by marknfw

Pretty sure he turned the corner and hasn't beaten anyone in years.

Be the change you want to see in the world


Love the new logo mark. Surprised it took you this long. I gave up on them at the turn of the century when Jerruh gave Emmitt a huge top of the market contract when it was clear his abilities were in decline.


Can't pay someone for past glory in the NFL.

I think Ringo holds the edge in musicianship over George, but by only a little. George better songwriter than Ringo, imo.

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