Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

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I missed this initially.

as did i until you made me think a little

Trying to get in walking shape for my upcoming trip to Vegas. So I fired up my pedometer app on my phone which I Haven't used since 2025 and try to walk 3 miles a day. I allowed it to send me push notifications to keep me motivated.

After my walk today it sent me a special deal from Pizza Hut. 😆

You earned it.

oh the toilet jokes around here

I didn't notice until I scrolled back to correct a spelling error. Then I noticed that it had already been done with more aplomb than I could have found.

It obviously figured that you would save a couple of bucks by using pick up or eat in rather than delivery. Allow yourself to accept help when it is offered!

A cold day in hell.

seems umop apisdn is x-posting again

Welp... maybe the algorithm is just trying to help. Eat in is an option. Then I just wander aimlessly back home.

Well, pull on them boots, podnuh!

Pro tip: Get extra jalapenos and you may wander a little bit less aimlessly on the way home.

I'm surprised they call it that.

See, that's not bad. Just consume ~the calories you burn in walking a couple miles, problem solved.

I mean, if have Pizza Hut is a goal.

The problem with that is, the calories you burn walking a couple miles is like ~4 bites of one slice of pizza. Exercise is a nice cherry on top of a calorie deficit, but by itself it don't burn ****.

you cant outrun a bad diet.

Perhaps not, but I know for a fact that you can outwalk one.

People that dub their pets with names of popular deities. Chief examples: Odin, Loki, and Zeus.

There was a time when two out of every three female cats were named Khaleesi.

When people brag about getting stoned.

customer service surveys at the end of calls

People who can do the Spock sign, or lay their hand flat on the table and lift each finger individually, etc.

Not a pet, but...

Still pisses me off when sports teams wear goggles in the locker room after winning the championship.

Yeah. I get there's risk from corks and champagne in the eye. How about we try not pointing the bottles at teammates' heads?

i finally set the clock on my stove AND microwave and the power went out the next day

Champagne stings the eyes. So I guess this is a good entry to this thread.