Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Kevin James.

Apparently Tim Heidecker and Tim Dillon are two different people.

Jimmy Durant(e)

Asians are crazy about Disney. They always seem to just randomly travel there in ways every non Asian person I know never does.

poker variance

Hawks and 76'ers in crucial elimination games at home (lost by a total of 80+)!!!

That I often see Under New Management signs.... but never Old Management Sucked ones

Haircuts

Buying suits

or old management successfully retred and new management will suck everything good out of what they established

the word 'hirsute'

A $32 2x4 has 4.9 stars on 14 ratings

I would chop down my best tree and mill 2x4s in my basement before I would pay $32. What human being is happy with this transaction.

It's a stud! Think of all the little 2 X 4s you could have.

I'd be more concerned about the shape of the thing after staring at the pic for a few seconds. Is that an intentional optical illusion? Is the ad satyr???

You could use them to build a stud poker table.

That's got to include delivery and installation, right?

Delivery!

And installation if you want it installed on your porch.

Is that in US dollars? Something is wrong.

The takeaway is don't order your studs from Amazon.

But it's Premium! Seems reasonable.

always sort my lumber by rating not grade

2 drunk rednecks go to the lumberyard to pick up supplies for a project they will be working on together.

RN goes inside
Clerk what can I help you with?
RN I need some 4x2s
Clerk Do you mean 2x4s?
RN Hang on, I'll be right back and goes to ask his drunk buddy in the truck
RN Yep 2x4s will be fine
Clerk How long?
RN Hang on, comes back
RN About a month, we're building a carport
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I'm surely 100% justified being mad but what the actual **** is wrong with you people that splash perfume or cologne before hitting the gym? Would rather smell your BO when working out than Channel #5

Channel #5 sounds like a crappy fragrance

especially for ec: