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01 January 2024 at 11:26 AM
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No, mmmKay obviously. Kohl is dead.


by Sammy2bullets k

Helmut Kohl

Why would you say that you silly Deen


Kohl is alive and well living in Argentina



According to Danish "emergency news" Sammy is about to be hit by the worst rain measured in Denmark in 100 years. It will hit DK in 2 hours and will move towards Sammy in the north while it gains even more strength. They are speaking of 100-150mm locally in hours. Thats's a ****ing lot around here, Sammy could die from this.

RIP

Sammy


emergency update: Sammy just came back from a prepper shopping spree. Enough beer, pork and nails to get us through at least 1 month.


Maybe this is the Zombie thing Morph was talking aboutæ. **** you Mirph, you're the one are behind this aren't you?


Probably


Sammy about to be hit with 150mm of pain.


I remember getting a meter of rain over a weekend.


How many furlongs is that?


RIP Sammy


RIP Sammy. RIP England at Euros


by Sammy2bullets k

According to Danish "emergency news" Sammy is about to be hit by the worst rain measured in Denmark in 100 years. It will hit DK in 2 hours and will move towards Sammy in the north while it gains even more strength. They are speaking of 100-150mm locally in hours. Thats's a ****ing lot around here, Sammy could die from this.

RIP

Sammy

Hello Sammy2bullets. My screename is spaceman Bryce and I am also a twoplustwo poster. I am very concerned about this storm and the affects it could have on our transatlantic communications. I reccomend getting a perceptive looking dog that can warn you ahead of time about tidal changes or Ghosts. They can hear and see things normal humans can’t.


RIP Sammy


by spaceman Bryce k

Hello Sammy2bullets. My screename is spaceman Bryce and I am also a twoplustwo poster. I am very concerned about this storm and the affects it could have on our transatlantic communications. I reccomend getting a perceptive looking dog that can warn you ahead of time about tidal changes or Ghosts. They can hear and see things normal humans can’t.

Thank you for this sound advice, Mr Spaceman Bryce.


Rain could knock Sammy out with a single drop


RIP Sammy. It's rainy season in Cambodianmöller too. But dis doesn't bother me, I was swimming in teh rooftop pool with rain and lightning yesterday
Beat: Woke up way too late cos Cambodian sleeping pills and missed the first 2h of da tourney
Brag: Still made it to day 2 of the Championship warmup with above average stack
Variance: Not ITM yet


by spaceman Bryce k

Hello Sammy2bullets. My screename is spaceman Bryce and I am also a twoplustwo poster. I am very concerned about this storm and the affects it could have on our transatlantic communications. I reccomend getting a perceptive looking dog that can warn you ahead of time about tidal changes or Ghosts. They can hear and see things normal humans can’t.

It's spelled "recommend" dumbass. See it's okay for me to make spelling errors on an english speaking forum since it's not my native tongue, you don't have that excuse. If you have troubles spelling correctly in general in your own language, please contact me, I can help you.


It's been raining like crazy all day, but apparently it wont go really crazy untill later this eveniong andf tomorrow. Sammy's ofc already drunk, will continue drinking all night. Hot wife and future superstar kids are sent on holidqay in a safer place in Swweden


also go Catalan Dragons, win the money for Sammy


Dido is hot


He also made capitalization errors. I recomcur we have english classes together in Klitmöller


Well I'm glad Sammy managed to survive for one more day than expected


recomcurring sounds fun

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