*** 2024 Mega Thread - NC/LC NSFW ***

The Danish weather man says Sammy has about a 4% chance to survive the coming 2 days

It is what it is

I'm not sure if Denmark is going to win the TDF

You're just mad about the Belgium fiasco from yesterday

The problem is I bet on Vingegaard to win

Wait and see what happens when the Belgian men play against the Danish men, it won't be pretty

Danish women are better than Belgs

Belgian men have small penises and are on average 10cm shorter than Danes in height. It's a fact, google it

Real money no Spielmarks

If Sammy would ever touch a Belgian penis on purpose it won't be as fun as it is with his neighbor, he'll be kicked into an orbit around Uranus

Vingegaard lives around 10 mins from Sammy's home, he's a local guy. Trust me, there's no way he's losing this, even with his close to death crash a few months ago. We have special doping that can't be traced, Sammy has insider knowledge. You should bet all your money on him right now

Sammy will not touch your anus, if that's what you mean. Ask Bryce, he may have a different view on that specific area.

I'm planning to never go to Denmark so I'm not worried about my virgin anus

Sammy is actually going to Belgium in august (after his vacation time that began today). Sammy will only be there for 1 day though, he's going there to calm down an angry customer, that we kinda ****ed over.

RIP Sammy in Belgium

My team is working a way to tilt Jutland (mainland of DK) 10 degrees, so all that water will slide down to Germany. We did it before and will do it again,

Will there be any Denmarkian men left after the epic floods of July 24?

Schleswig-Holstein (the duchy on the border) is almost Denmark, they are your brothers, they will turbo-piss onto every part of your duchy if you betray them like that....
OTOH the rest of Germany doesn't care much about them sub-arctic folks, so there's that...

Mecklenburg-Vorpommern is pretty much owned by Sammy's family. Google it

RIP Mecklenburg-Vorpommern. So that's why it has a terribru economy

Exactamundo, we aim to drain

So you're the Harkonnens of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern?

No that's a Dune guy, Sammy lives in the real world.

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RIP

Mickey Rourke