Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

When you look those hands you see that those whales won’t have brains. They push call button so long they hit something.

If they call anything no matter what size I bet or raise, what you think is happening on games where bet amount is limited?

Don’t forget that I play against the worst of the worst players on whole internet poker.

why do you then open shove all-in preflop no matter the stack depth? 27o is an easy fold, but you just open shove 400bb and hope to win 1.5bb (the blinds), but instead lose 400bb to 33, A2, K9s or something and then cry about it being a terrible call.

do you understand that a lot of hands can profitably call vs an 100% shoving range?

You always take one hand and forget I lose 20-30 times with absolute nuts every month. People with normal brain function are not calling with Ktrash.

I would call with any suited King and mix in some ATC calls for fun.

do you understand what a range of hands is? do you understand what All-In EV represents?

do you plan on gifting away thousands of dollars again in February by going all-in pre for hundreds of hands in a row? why do you do that btw?

Tuma,
that's because you're no fool.

To anyone new to the thread let me sum it up in one sentence:

He's lost well into the 6 figures playing micro cash over the past 21 years and still thinks the only logical explanation is that he runs bad

You always take one hand and forget you lose 1000-2000 times with absolute punt all in shoves with any 2 cards every month. People with normal brain function are not jamming any 2 cards thousands of times a month.

Don't forget that you've done nothing but lose to the worst players on the whole internet for 20+ years.

You're playing against the worst players on the internet, it's microstakes. The problem is you're worse than them.

Ngl I think Paisting won in January $ and $EV

Nah

We could have monthly game! Guess Paistings results - For Jan im going for -$705 as i hear those pesky whales have been upto no good.

I'm in.

I'm going out on a limb and guessing that he had an above average month, so my guess is that he lost 110 buyins of whatever stake he played in January

Losses will be less this month because of spending on the software engineer

Paisting, sir, we're still waiting for January updates.

Okay he's 2 days late. It's very clearly a record setting loss. Maybe over $2000

Cmon Paisting, surprise us with 2000$ up this month 😃

So what you're effectively saying is, to achieve such an almost impossible goal, he turned on his laptop on 1st Jan, played 6 hours a day everyday until end of January whilst simultaneously pushing all-in every hand regardless of position, reason, actual hand held or common sense?

Yeah...you're probably right tbh.

The only time he lost close to that amount was during the first couple of months of Covid. Probably applied for every possible welfare the government could offer... That's what he does for living.

Paisitng, just like a trader who anxiously awaits the release of market moving economic reports I have been frantically pacing back and forth for 2 days waiting for your results. There is a market on the dark web where you can wager on the outcome of your results. I wagered huge on you. For the love of god drop the results. I can't keep downing the Pepto in anticipation.

I thought you were exaggerating but I went back and looked.

Here's his March 2020 results: -$1935 LOL

EDIT: And July 2020: -$2135

And funnily enough, both of these months he was only playing $2nl

-1067 buyins is insane even by Paisting standards.

Total disaster year start and the delay of releasing results it's just because of the massive amount of suckouts. This is definitely new record of how much I have ever confronted suckouts. They can't even fit to one page anymore.

7x 80%+ equity suckouts
22x 70-80% equity suckouts
19x 65-70% equity suckouts

Containing losings with big pairs with equity lead: 2x AA, 6x KK and 7x QQ

Whole month running under ev and resulting 20 buy ins below ev. These are just massive numbers on those stakes. Think about it and think about it what people have said here how many buy ins they target to hit and move stakes up. This is what those comes looks like.

Also remember there is not the times I lose against sets or with KK to AA. Those are also basic examples how manipulated rng is working. Those are all told with high detail examples on those papers I have about rng. The frequency with running to set is many times higher when you play with normal environment.

It's becoming increasingly difficult even for the most active deniers among you to justify how this could possibly be normal. Most of the denialists in this thread by the way are already writing in a panic because they're receiving income from these sources in one way or another.

By the way have you counted how many this kind of months there has been where I've shown this many suckouts? You can't find any player who can show anything like this.

lmfao

Paisting my boy you need to worry less about suck outs but more about whatever this graph is. And all of this is in NL10 only? people get these kind of suck outs daily and for months so it is nothing special. But yeah gl in February, don't know what else to say 😃