Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I think he is on breakdown pension and got double salary this month and lost it all ....

There is zero player who can show 50 suckouts per month. There haven't been any during these years. You know it very well.

Paisting, your ev line is-$1500. for one month. At 10nl. Any thoughts on that line/result?

You have more suckouts because you have way more all ins than any other player by a mile, because you insist on shoving hundreds of hands in a row. Nobody else does that.

Or to put it in terms you understand: "nOrMaL pEoPLe WiTh NoRmaL bRaIn fUnCtIoN dOn'T dO tHiS!"

How do you still not realize these things? God no wonder you still can't understand the basics after 2 decades.

By the way, you played 23 days in January, so this:

7x 80%+ equity suckouts - 1 every 3 days
22x 70-80% equity suckouts - 1 per day
19x 65-70% equity suckouts - less than 1 per day

Just give it up already.

Paisting how much of those losses were you just open shoving 100bbs pre? It's easy to filter for that.

7x 80%+ equity suckouts - 1 every 3 days
22x 70-80% equity suckouts - 1 per day
19x 65-70% equity suckouts - less than 1 per day

Id honestly love it if these stats were mine in my next 20k hands. Id snap take it from the poker Gods immediately if they offered only 1 80%+ 'suckout' every 3 days!

you will get them next month!

So nice to see you paid other players tenderloins and red wine for 1.5k this month. Imagine what you could have done with that money but you madam are the biggest idiot in the history on online poker.

Honestly cant believe someone can lose this much at 10nl. He is single handedly keeping the micro stakes economy alive.

He must play all day every day too. Does he not get bored of this lifestyle?

Everytime I think this thread can't get more mental i see a new post by paistings

On the plus side he was in profit after about 100 hands.

There is a book about how to prove everyone that rng is manipulated called 'Mental Game of Poker'

i want to believe this is an elaborate troll.

if it's just an extreme example of how irrational and deluded poker players are, it's just really sad and off-putting.

...i would want to try to explain that paisting doesn't understand the word 'EV' or what the EV line means and should learn concepts before using those words, but the problem is that some people are incapable of understanding sentences like the sentence "paisting doesn't understand the word 'EV' " ... gaining insight is a tragic logical impossibility for some people, they are completely stuck. It's kind of like their mind is asleep and processes information like in a dream... And it doesn't know it's asleep and never wakes up enough to realise it was asleep.

Have you read this topic and what I've told here. Did you read my latest graph update?

You are working to 888 or other poker site. So if you don't stop these post I will block you. You know 100% sure that this is not normal at all. Btw where was your comments when I revealed that eCOGRA is not checking that rng?

Call 1-800-GAMBLER. There is hope.

Why do you still play there then? Do you like torturing yourself and torching money? or do even you on some level not believe what you say?

And yes I work for 888 and get paid just to troll you. Its easy money but not as easy as you give it away and if 888s software and bonuses were not rubbish I would be on there to take it from you.

You remind me of another player from Britain who I won't name but used to just give money away on the old $100 and $200nl jackpot games.

Anyway stay away from the whales they are dangerous to your financial health.

Paisting have you ever after a hand thought ' I butchered that ' or ' I could have played that hand better '

Or after a session thought ' I didn't play that well today ' ?

Yes, thats exactly my point. Your ev line is minus 1500. This means irrelevant of suckouts you lost 1500. Which part is difficult to understand? Please explain how your ev line is so bad if we remove the so called 'suckouts due to rigged rng'?

Please take a breath, look at what im saying and answer rather than rant and get angry which tbh is likely the same level of delusion that creates your monthly issues via all in punts.

Which part isn't normal? Losing a pot when your equity is over 50%? You think your little micro cash grind means anything or that the sites are scheming to rob you of your welfare every month? Nobody is forcing you to play poker and you and only you are making the decision to deposit your money onto online poker sites you addict.

I don't work for 888 or any other site and I couldn't care less if you block me since I'm one of the only people keeping this stupid thread alive, mainly for my own amusement even though you conveniently don't answer any questions that people actually want the answers to. You are the worst case of gambling addiction any of us have ever heard of, and the cherry on top is that you're so delusional you think anybody cares what you think or that there's any credence to the idea that the RNG isn't random or that you're going to get online poker shut down or "expose these hoax sites" LMAO.

You're a joke and we pity you, and we don't take anything you say seriously. You can't even explain what an EV line is. You have no idea what you're doing or what you should be doing. You're about as far from being a "grinder" as a tricycle is from being a Ducati.

Everyone who has ever read this thread thinks you're wrong about everything.

I won't even ask any questions this time since you won't answer anything that doesn't fit your narrative. Now go lose some more money.

Paisting, you talk about all the suckouts you receive, but last month in my ~3k hand sample on you, you were the beneficiary of:

3x 80%+ suckouts
5x 70-80% suckouts
6x 65-70% suckouts

Extrapolating that to the 22k hands you played last month, that would (conservatively) be:

21x 80% + suckouts
35x 70-80% suckouts
42x 65-70% suckouts

Which is far more suckouts than you received. Even when you run below EV, it is likely you suckout more than you get sucked out on simply because you get it in bad so frequently. So will you tell us how many times did you suckout on people last month?

I got a similar thought awhile ago when I played micros and OP casually appeared sometimes - didnt see he complaining when he was the "beneficiary". Interestingly that didnt stop him from going bananas at regs that minraise and insult everyone in the chatbox. I figured out the trick is to min3bet him. That makes him go NUTS.

"My only option is shove all in." This is a Paisting quote from his other thread. He may not always be on tilt when he does it, I believe he genuinely thinks that shoving is the correct response to minraises.

He will never answer that. A bare answer would be admitting he is wrong.

Please. It doesnt have to be this way OP.

It's a troll but it's not elaborate. He posts results, he gets attention. As simple as his troll is. Pretty funny to see people type out paragraphs to this guy month after month.

You seem nearly as delusional as Paisting. This thread would do just fine without you.

Lol, I would be a billionare if I ran this pure.

Really makes you think about the integrity of the site. Could it really be rigged in favor of Paisting? I mean, it makes sense as he attracts a lot of players in the pool but it's still hard to believe.

If you lose 50 times to suckout per month, with every big pair, 60% of coinflips, 6 times on 10 against set with AA and think you make profit, can you tell me the exact starting hands or hits on flop that are those you make the profit with?

You are playing 20,000 hands per month Paisting. And you think you lost $1700 this month at 10nl due to 50 suckouts? Seriously i wish you well in health and all that but please stop ranting at everyone and instead ask yourself "could i be wrong?". Dont reply to me or anyone, just ask yourself that to begin with, please, for your own sake.

Paisting how big is your BR? What's your main source of income if i may ask?