Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV

nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81

nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV

Total loss -$15509.91

This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
I think I would shed a tear if he posted a winning month and a 26% VPIP
how bad was it paisting?
I'm betting 5$ that Paisting won in March, I have faith in my boy.
well, he does know how to punish those whales
Im on the edge of my seat for this
Second winning month was really close but 24 suckouts and losing $150 to those took care that no profit. Still there was nice punishment and also busto sit outs from guys who plays too face up their cards.
Now we need that month with 6-10 suckouts max and it's definitely winning month then. Just frustrating to get this close but still without profit.


Winning in EV !
Go on Paisting, even with the usual wild swings in there
+EV! For once, probably the first time ever Paisting you can justifiably argue that you were unlucky and thats why no profit!!! Congrats on the improvement! I assume this month you have spare cash, buy yourself something with that. Dont lose double next month or anything!
Nice work, keep improving and consistent winning months will follow.
oh my god it's ****ing happening Paisting you can become a winner at 10NL i know it
Pretty sick April fools but the winning EV-line gave it away
+EV! For once, probably the first time ever Paisting you can justifiably argue that you were unlucky and thats why no profit!!!
Not really. The ev-line only explains something like 20% of your variance, so you could be running below it, and still be running good overall.
This month was likely a big upswing for Paisting, considering how his previous months went.
Not really. The ev-line only explains something like 20% of your variance, so you could be running below it, and still be running good overall.
This month was likely a big upswing for Paisting, considering how his previous months went.
Considering how his last 20 years went lol.
A few positive takeaways here:
1) EV line in the black
2) A couple big upswings throughout the month.
Good job. Just control your tilt issues and you'll have more good months. You had some massive downers which means you were tilt shoving many hands in a row as usual but it looks like you controlled things a little better this month.
So here are the takeaways:
1) Play as you did during those upticks in the graph
2) Quit open shoving because that butchers your progress you made from actually playing normally.
3) Mute chat always
Well done Paisting.
Great work Paisting! Get you some tenderloine and red wine.
Congrats Paisting, if you can play this disciplined longterm, with a normal run you can grind back the 16k in only 2787 months, you're very close to the finish line!
That could have been a W month with rakeback.
been lurking for years. This time I had to register to congratulate my countrymen, congratulations!
Great job almost winning !
Ev line positive is great achievement, congrats!
Congrats Paisting, if you can play this disciplined longterm, with a normal run you can grind back the 16k in only 2787 months, you're very close to the finish line!
And think about that I made this again with my own game and with my own style. Not mimicking anyone, just keeping my own style. Something that many have said it's not even possible.
Well, it’s still impossible.
And think about that I made this again with my own game and with my own style. Not mimicking anyone, just keeping my own style. Something that many have said it's not even possible.
Is that the same game and style that has cost you almost a quarter million dollars at micro stakes? Honestly it doesn't seem to be worth bragging about. I suggest you quit playing or start mimicking the winning regs at your stakes.
Those are only told in fairy tales. There are not a thing or person called winning reg at those stakes I'm playing. In fact my winnings come from players who's stats are very tight and someone might think they are winning. They might be regs because they play so much and regularly but they play so cards open that it's way easier to play against them than playing against massive whale with massive stats. My definition to them is tight whale.