Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Could you just stfu please? You're pushing this nonsense too far.

unlucky, 2026 will not be the year of the whales. Go get em paist

It's about that time Paisting.

How much of the Finnish government money have you lost this month?

Just witnessed someone donating at 10NL on 888 playing 420+ hands with a VPIP of 97%, PFR 20% and 3BET 9%. If our hero here punished this whale he would be off to a winning start in 2026.

How did your sonar miss that one?

The 1st of the month falls on a Sunday, so welfare might hit the bank Monday or Tuesday. In case he was railing this table, OP must have come the good old Tuff_fish-quote to mind: "F*** me to goddamn tears."

Safe to say it came on Friday and half of it is already gone before February even started. So his losses for January will be more than usual.

First month of this year punished and we started with little bit of loss. The good thing tough was that we got some ev back from suckouters.

Let's hope the first winning month of this year is coming soon. This month's grind has already started.

Why do the biggest idiots always have the most luck?

Paisting, how do you constantly run so good? Is the RNG rigged to help you?

10'000 posts! ��

Must be nice to run above EV all month.

Running many years 150-200 buy ins below ev and still overall below ev it's really nice. Also remember I'm the only player here that can show massive under ev runnings.

Now that you've had a month where you were above EV throughout and still made a loss, would it be a good time to consider taking one of the any free offers of coaching youve had on this site?

That's quite a claim when loads of people have posted running under EV (myself included) on 2+2.

Even if you ran to EV, you would still be losing?

You are a liar - you run above EV most of the time (but still lose massive)

The massive under ev running is caused by your open shoving strategy. You caused it yourself, it's not bad luck.

Actually not. Even when getting it in always as 10:90 underdog, in the long-run it's supposed to come out same as EV. The shoving-any-2 strategy of Paistings obv adds a lot of variance, so a few 10k hands won't allow judgement how good or bad he is really running.

I was expecting a worse result but don't you think Paisting that it is time to stop fooling yourself and accept some help.

Seven years in and you are still in the denial stage. Honest question, How can you do what the title says if your style and mentality is the same that caused all this?

I didn't come on 2p2 for a number of years. Just recently picked Poker back up and can't believe this classic is still ongoing.

What is the overall P/L since this thread began?

I guess the thread is technically still going but not really. He no longer responds to anyone. For years people genuinely tried to help him but he just acted like an ******* to everyone so now it's basically just him posting his losses every month and not much else.

It’s very sad really but after his ignorance it’s either a) one big troll or b) mentally ill

It seems like he has some sort of disorder that is centered around extreme paranoia and delusions.

I'm not criticizing, that's just an objective guess. IMO Paisting should get professional help - and I don't mean for problem gambling. I mean he should probably be in an institution 24/7 where mental health professionals and medication are readily available so that he can have an existence that isn't playing poker most of his waking hours and eating only a meal per day, if that. At least with that, he wouldn't be alone and would be able to socialize and maybe experience some much needed mental and emotional changes in his day to day.

Having a routine and someone to take care of him is exactly what he very clearly needs.

Discovering poker was probably the worst thing that could have happened to someone like him because he truly to his core feels like he's in a war against whomever (whales, the RNG, etc) and it will never stop until his last breath unless someone intervenes, because he will not stop this madness on his own. Unfortunately for him he is not capable of winning money at this game and will be broke forever unless he wins the lottery.

If I were Paisting and was able to find 5 minutes of clarity I'd voluntarily check myself into a psych ward, and I'm not even taking a job at him - that's seriously what I think would be best for him at this point.

Sadly, this thread is the only thing in his life. He’s so proud that it has a lot of views. I asked him this a couple years ago:

Someone this delusional simply can’t be reasoned with. He thinks he’s saving online poker or something.

He can't see that other players hunt him and if you look at the game he plays $10NL snap, there are 46 plyrs right now and 0 at $25NL and 5 at $5NL so either he is at the table or they are waiting for him. He thinks it is him hunting them, how many times does a deer shoot the hunter? 0 but in Paistings case the hunter gets shot every time and still reality doesn't dawn on him.

I would exploit the **** out of him if money making was my aim and if I didn't feel it was wrong to do so.

If there is one thing he is saving it is 888. That site has been hanging by a thread for years and he is keeping it on life support.

888 would be doing him a favour by banning him on responsible gaming grounds but would damage traffic at that stake if they did so surprise surprise they won't.

One action to exploit him, raise his BB and watch the dosh come to you.