Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV

nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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Another month with massive suckouts. 38 suckouts in range of 65-99% equity meaning total loss of $300 with best hand.

3x 90%+ equity suckout
11x 80-90% equity suckout
13x 70-80% equity suckout
11x 65-70% equity suckout

Show me your graph with this amount of suckouts before saying anything about normal variance. Graph and hands like I do, it's so simple. Then show me positive graph with this amount of losses with best hands. That is easy too if you say it's normal and everyone can do it.





by Paisting

Another month with massive suckouts. 38 suckouts in range of 65-99% equity meaning total loss of $300 with best hand. 3x 90%+ equity suckout11x 80-90% equity suckout13x 70-80% equity suckout11x 65-70% equity suckoutShow me your graph with this amount of suckouts before saying anything about normal variance. Graph and hands like I do, it's so simple. Then show me positive graph

so you lost $300 due to bad variance, where did the other $2000 go?


So what's the deal with that $1300 drop in the middle there?


by Snowstorm

So what's the deal with that $1300 drop in the middle there?

it was really disaster.


by Snowstorm

So what's the deal with that $1300 drop in the middle there?

Even if he'd had a hissy fit and leapt upto 100nl then that drop would still be shocking. If its at 10nl well than its just going all in everyhand i guess but even then i wouldnt expect it to be so vertical


by Paisting

3x 90%+ equity suckout
11x 80-90% equity suckout
13x 70-80% equity suckout
11x 65-70% equity suckout

If you spent 10 minutes at a PLO table you'd end up involuntarily committed to a psychiatric asylum.


Guys, look at his bb/100 in the bottom left corner, he really lost 130 buy ins in those couple of hands.
At this point he's literally braindead i reckon.


@paisting do u accept you have tilt issues? In that ive noticed you actually have break even spells each month but then ridiculously bad spells also. This can realistically only be due to tilt.
If you admit that you do then its hypothetically fixable. If you dont, its not. I and i suspect many others, would help for free if you just admit this. Not to embaress you but because any help would be worthless unless you are willing to admit faults and listen to advice.


by enzet

Guys, look at his bb/100 in the bottom left corner, he really lost 130 buy ins in those couple of hands.
At this point he's literally braindead i reckon.

na he jumped to 200nl the lines drop down too steep for it to just be 10nl


by J.E.C
by enzet

Guys, look at his bb/100 in the bottom left corner, he really lost 130 buy ins in those couple of hands.
At this point he's literally braindead i reckon.

na he jumped to 200nl the lines drop down too steep for it to just be 10nl

His bb/100 loss rate is exactly the same amount of money for nl10. Only god knows how he managed to lose so much in a few hands.


He's known to call all-in on the river with nut low, so everything is possible.


by MarkDavis

Come on, think positive for our hero, this is the month where it all changes.

I stand corrected, should never have doubted you IOnlyReadNVG.

Paisting your graphs remind me of



That drop is statistically impossible. He must have raised 99bb preflop and folded to a shove in every hand.


by Vinyll

so you lost $300 due to bad variance, where did the other $2000 go?

Someone asks a variation of this question every month and he never answers.


by 0iq poker

That drop is statistically impossible. He must have raised 99bb preflop and folded to a shove in every hand.

The first person who also understands that Paisting is a huge liar and the graph on 10NL is absolutely impossible.


by j2bad

The first person who also understands that Paisting is a huge liar and the graph on 10NL is absolutely impossible.

And you are first person after him without understanding of bb/100


by Paisting

And you are first person after him without understanding of bb/100

Lol - you are a stupid liar - shut up idiot!


by 0iq poker

That drop is statistically impossible. He must have raised 99bb preflop and folded to a shove in every hand.

Doesn't seem impossible to me. When Paisting open shoves and gets called, his equity is something like 30%. Therefore if he shoves a hundred times in a row, he is expected to win 30 times and lose 70 times, making a net negative of -40 buy-ins. In this case he seems to have shoved about 500 times in row.

I bet the other players at the table must have had an unforgettable session.


by Charis123

Doesn't seem impossible to me. When Paisting open shoves and gets called, his equity is something like 30%. Therefore if he shoves a hundred times in a row, he is expected to win 30 times and lose 70 times, making a net negative of -40 buy-ins. In this case he seems to have shoved about 500 times in row.

Well he was running under EV so he did what was neccesery to reverse the lines #RNGFixed.


by Charis123

Doesn't seem impossible to me. When Paisting open shoves and gets called, his equity is something like 30%. Therefore if he shoves a hundred times in a row, he is expected to win 30 times and lose 70 times, making a net negative of -40 buy-ins. In this case he seems to have shoved about 500 times in row.I bet the other players at the table must have had an unforgettable session

Then show me the 30% profits with his all-ins in the graph. The graph goes strictly downwards – I have no idea why so many people don't understand that it's mathematically impossible to lose 150 buy-ins without winning in between (if he won just 10% of the all-ins, you'd see it in the graph). The $1500 loss comes from him switching to 200NL. Paisting is a mentally challenged liar, and it's simply ridiculous that it's not recognized that Paisting's graphs are impossible on 10NL.


by j2bad

Then show me the 30% profits with his all-ins in the graph. The graph goes strictly downwards – I have no idea why so many people don't understand that it's mathematically impossible to lose 150 buy-ins without winning in between (if he won just 10% of the all-ins, you'd see it in the graph). The $1500 loss comes from him switching to 200NL. Paisting is a mentally challenged li

But you can see it, that thicker green line is going up and down, sometimes. He gets deeper and everybody around him, maybe he gets to 400 or 800bb stack, but somebody else will get that deep and then he loses eveything in one hand.


He Open Shoves for about 500 hands. If he lost all of them, he would have lost 500 buy-ins, but in reality he lost 130 buy-ins, which means he won about a third of the hands.




by j2bad

The $1500 loss comes from him switching to 200NL.

bb/100 and money lost, the math for that works out. Are you not capable of calculating this? Do you need help for that?


by FR-Nit

bb/100 and money lost, the math for that works out. Are you not capable of calculating this? Do you need help for that?

In the age of AI, it's extremely difficult to fake a number like that in the graph—should I explain how it's done? But you know-it-all can gladly show me how to lose 150 all-ins in a row with a 30% to 70% probability without the graph even rising once.

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