A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
Got a $50 loan yesterday which I punted.
Loaned $17 from a friend which I promised him back today, i burned it all an now I have to ask my parents for a loan....
Any signs of quitting and getting a job as a garbage man?
or have u still got the drive to win this?
thats a fold pre bro. u gotta know when to fold em. if u played better u would have a postive net worth now.
all in pre though with 57o. you gotta know when to holdem
rn not cooking.
won some in PLO, had like $50.
played some sats, busted all but 1 to the SCOOP 100-M $55 nLHE 7 max deep stack which i have a 1.8x starting stack in.
lost rest on plo.
kthxbai.
Grattis! I’ll give you a 100$ freeroll if you’re not broke by the end of the month (ie. without additional deposits, have >1$ in stars cashier on June 1st) - prove this hater wrong.
You could have lost 498$ - not play for a few days - and receive 100$ no string attached. Instead you dusted it all off and now once again have to resort to begging friends for “loans”.
Understand that - with your current mindset -there’s no universe where you don’t end up blowing up however much it is you score in whatever donkament.
You’ve been in the poker streets for a decade. You’re down heaps and it’s clearly consuming and ruining your life.
Do yourself, your family and friends a favour and self ban on all your go to gambling platforms. Use your spare time/money on therapy your hobbies.
Not trying to be a hater or whatever, just some unsolicited advice from a stranger on the internet.
In any case, this annoying rando will refrain from posting here moving forward. Best of luck on the road ahead.
You definitely proved how bad the sickness is. Was an easy hundred and it's not like he had to wait a year or even a month, 1 week!!! Insanity.
You could have lost 498$ - not play for a few days - and receive 100$ no string attached. Instead you dusted it all off and now once again have to resort to begging friends for “loans”. Understand that - with your current mindset -there’s no universe where you don’t end up blowing up however much it is you score in whatever donkament. You’ve been in the poker streets for a deca
Like I give a **** about you not posting anymore?
I dont give a flying F U C K about someone offering me $100, like how they gonna give me $100? Venmo? Lol.
Idgafffffffff, I told my closest friend that I will either make $10000 or be at $0 within a week.
Yeah whatever boring chumps that claim they not gonna post anymore can just go **** themselves.
And Pileupthecoins is becoming increasingly boring cause he just trolling.
**** everyone 😀
I dont give a flying F U C K about someone offering me $100, like how they gonna give me $100? Venmo? Lol.
Well yeah, there are lots of ways to send money to people digitally. Venmo, paypal, cashapp, crypto. As a digital panhandler you should be aware of all of these and be prepared to accept any/all of them at a moment's notice.
Idgafffffffff, I told my closest friend that I will either make $10000 or be at $0 within a week.
Seems like a very easy goal for you to accomplish.
And Pileupthecoins is becoming increasingly boring cause he just trolling.
Trolls who have one joke and repeat it 10 times a day are very boring, I agree. Just block him like everyone else has.
Why didn't you play 5PLO with your $900 win? you could of had 180 buyins at 5plo.
I just dgaf about $100, I play to win $10k+.
**** 5PLO, I am all about the MTTs.
Got the green light first to play live, then the yellow lights aka table is full so I am not needed to start up the game.
Then I was like ok fine, I will just play an hour or so just until table is full and got the green lights.
So Yeah wish me the best of luck, I ****ing need it.
I just dgaf about $100, I play to win $10k+.
**** 5PLO, I am all about the MTTs.
Got the green light first to play live, then the yellow lights aka table is full so I am not needed to start up the game.
Then I was like ok fine, I will just play an hour or so just until table is full and got the green lights.
So Yeah wish me the best of luck, I ****ing need it.
Greeeen light, lets fucking go! Break every mfer on that table in half and then bend em over and show em who's their poker daddy
See, this is what I'm talking about. This statement is very much a lie. You just said it to not have to feel bad about losing. 95% of the time you care VERY MUCH about amounts that are way less than $100. You steal lunch money from your parents. You take predatory loans. You "modeled" in front of a bunch of dudes at a night club, all for equal or lower amounts.
See, this is what I'm talking about. This statement is very much a lie. You just said it to not have to feel bad about losing. 95% of the time you care VERY MUCH about amounts that are way less than $100. You steal lunch money from your parents. You take predatory loans. You "modeled" in front of a bunch of dudes at a night club, all for equal or lower amounts.
Idgaf about the amount, but when the equity is several hundreds or thousands of dollar I get enraged.
Lunch money w/e im degenerate.
Modeled? I lifted weights outside a normal night club to a both male and female audience - lol.
Predatory loans w/e.
Just all around w/e One day I will turn it around for sure.
After you bink a 100k+ score what will be your plan going forward? Cash out most of it or play 1k+ buyins and run it up further?
After you bink a 100k+ score what will be your plan going forward Cash out most of it or play 1k+ buyins and run it up further
Im never regging a 1k.
Cash out like half it it, and get a mental game and regular coach ASAP.
Start crushing mid stakes.
Thanks for kinda believing in me.
