A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
****ing 90.5 ****ING PERCENT AND I CANT ****ING HOLD FOR THE ****ING CHIPLEAD IN THIS ****ING SITUATION I AM **** MY ****ING LIFE ****ING HELL HOPE VILLAIN ****ING DIES IN A GREASE FIRE **** MY LIFE
To clarify the hand
I check the flop, he overbets turn - I jam.
So many bad river cards, ace, jack, spades, nine, seven - whatever.
I am on my way to the gym now.
Cooled down a bit.
Still royally pissed off that I cant ****ing hold for the CL, Idk and I cant even calculate how much this hand cost me in eV.
Fml
Kthxbai as always, however how bad it is.
Always kthxbai.
my greatest strength is that i never give up.
rn cooking!
satted into the $75 daily cool down turbo mystery bounty.
on top of that?
satted into the $109 fenomeno scoop edition.
and on top of that?
satted into a $55 satty to the $320 daily hr supersonic.
kthxbai

we cooking guys, WE GOT A ****ING BANKROLL AND ENOUGH TO PAY BACK THE MOST URGENT DEBTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got absolutely rekt in the stacko, went to the gym released some quick steam - came back.
came back to cook, and then i got REKT once again - was up against the ropes.
tilt reg the $16.50 hyper prog ko and honestly played like **** in the beginning but onee I got my stack up i was fast determined to win.
LETS ****ING GO GUYS CHANY IS BACK AND COOKING!!!
we cooking guys, WE GOT A ****ING BANKROLL AND ENOUGH TO PAY BACK THE MOST URGENT DEBTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i got absolutely rekt in the stacko, went to the gym released some quick steam - came back.came back to cook, and then i got REKT once again - was up against the ropes.tilt reg the $16.50 hyper prog ko and honestly played like **** in the beginning but onee I got my stack up
Holy shit he's back! 👀 LETS FUCKING GO!!!!
Thanks guys, we cooking.
Payed back a friend I owe $50.
Gonna pay my backer some, and then student loan I need to pay like $200.
Withdrew $610 for that. Oh and my gym card.
Lmao I was cooked had $0 left on my bank account, and didnt really know how I was going to continue hit the gym after they cant draw any money. We solved that now didnt we 😃
Got $500~ left in roll which is enough for these last SCOOP days - lets ****ing hold this Sunday and not bust the whole roll lmfao.
Very well done on the bink - top marks!
Grattis! I’ll give you a 100$ freeroll if you’re not broke by the end of the month (ie. without additional deposits, have >1$ in stars cashier on June 1st) - prove this hater wrong.
doesnt work either way for me.are you named blazer after the astronomical phenomenon btw?`huge astronomy fan here.we cooking guys, 126.6bb got $230+ in bounties and 7/116... and we got AJo, lets sweat one handwe open utg+1 7 handed atm. fish in co calls. smillethehero in bb folds 49qhh board we bet 3.5bb into 7.2 villain calls turn Th, we bet another 7.5bb into the pot.PLZ 8H O
Yea blazars, supernovas, blackholes etc most powerful objects in the entire universe, it inspired me to come up with this name.
I checked it with preview before posting and it works

thank you amatola, really appreciate your support.
Grattis! I’ll give you a 100$ freeroll if you’re not broke by the end of the month (ie. without additional deposits, have >1$ in stars cashier on June 1st) - prove this hater wrong.
sounds fair.
Yea blazars, supernovas, blackholes etc most powerful objects in the entire universe, it inspired me to come up with this name.I checked it with preview before posting and it works
aha, ok thanks mr blazar 😃
i can ****ing do it :d
thank you amatola, really appreciate your support.
sounds fair.
aha, ok thanks mr blazar 😃
i can ****ing do it :d
don't be a sell out. ur about risking all ur money and binking big mtts. u should go to Vegas and play a $100,000 MTT with $100,010 net worth enough to buy you a bowl of fries if you get knocked out.
i need to let some steam off, session started less than an hour ago and already tilting.
calm down, relax take some deep breaths.
its ok.
kthxbai
i made it anyway 😃 215 stackosaurus entered.
i am colossally tilted.
like really tilted, punting off tilted.
same story each and every time.
****
ok, what did you do?
Why are you always tilted?
busted 215 stacko ajhh v 88 xD
went on a mission got some stuff to get my morale high, morale high now.
60.9bb in the $109 scoop main 4 day event, lets go? 230k+ up top, its for me yes,
2/4 in a satte to the $82 hyper, thats it damn just had peaace and love in sb jam in to my bb and he had a7o i had aqo xd for seat we chopped
kthxbai,



