A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
Lol, atm at the emergency im such a degen xD
They gave me green lights today to play @16.00, time is 14.35 right now and I just hope this **** gets finished quickly lmfao.
I wanna play CARDS DEAD OR ALIVE XD
Its ok, my EKG looks fine lmao.
Blood pressure and testing heart rate ok.
Everything ****ing ok xD
Kthxbai
Where do you keep getting all this money to lose?
The fact that you’re out there teaching kids made me a strong proponent of home schooling.
most MTT pros are in debt.
op is a MTT pro and is in debt.
I am MTT, cash and blackjack pro too. I am winning player in all games cause chance gives me good results.
op you need good chance to win.
The fact that you’re out there teaching kids made me a strong proponent of home schooling.
Yeah, go **** yourself with barbed wire.
You have no clue as to who and how I am as a person.
This poker alter ego I have is a completely different side of mine.
I cover all holes in the schedule, so a jack of all trades.
Like I ONCE AGAIN say, I could BLUFF and LIE until I turn blue and make myself turn into a completely different person on here but thats not how I roll.
All haters can **** themselves with barbed wire, until they bleed to death and meet God.
ayayayay yayayayayya
in the $215 StacKOsaurus scoop edition $60k gtd.
we almost cooking xD
kthxbai
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this is what im listening to while im cooking
idk why it doesn't go youtube mode, just copy the link xd
ayayayayyayay
sorry, was busy answering that another ****tard.
i am transparent, this month i got $500 sharp.
told them its all going to loans.
just venmoed my friend my last $200 that I owe him.
approx 2 weeks in i start asking for small loans, lol.
kthxbai we got a bounty in the $215 and 90bb.
kthxbai we got a bounty in the $215 and 90bb.
nice!
[YOUTUBE]www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nA6f6vDxtg/YOUTUBE]
this is what im listening to while im cooking
idk why it doesn't go youtube mode, just copy the link xd
ayayayayyayay
No need to copy full link, copy only what’s after “=“ aka 1nA6f6vDxtg
still not working
THANKS AMATOLA, WE JUST ****ING COOOOOOOKEEEEEEDDDD
open QQ utg, sb 42bb rips it in BB 47bb tanks tanks tanks and rips it in also, i wait some seconds for the RNG and call XD
AKQ flop omg, sb has ako and bb TT what a sweat blank blank we ****ING C00000KING
ayayayyayayayay yayayayya 2/203 and 178,5bb.
one 75 bounty and one 50 bounty we cookingg and set for SUNDAY AS WEELLLL AYAYAYAYYA YAYAYAYYAYA
still not workingTHANKS AMATOLA, WE JUST ****ING COOOOOOOKEEEEEEDDDDopen QQ utg, sb 42bb rips it in BB 47bb tanks tanks tanks and rips it in also, i wait some seconds for the RNG and call XDAKQ flop omg, sb has ako and bb TT what a sweat blank blank we ****ING C00000KINGayayayyayayayay yayayayya 2/203 and 178,5bb.one 75 bounty and one 50 bounty we cookingg and set for SUNDAY AS
When i tried with mobile it wasn’t working but from PC it worked for me
still not workingTHANKS AMATOLA, WE JUST ****ING COOOOOOOKEEEEEEDDDDopen QQ utg, sb 42bb rips it in BB 47bb tanks tanks tanks and rips it in also, i wait some seconds for the RNG and call XDAKQ flop omg, sb has ako and bb TT what a sweat blank blank we ****ING C00000KINGayayayyayayayay yayayayya 2/203 and 178,5bb.one 75 bounty and one 50 bounty we cookingg and set for SUNDAY AS
Gl, Take your time with every important decision. Logic > Emotions.
doesnt work either way for me.
are you named blazer after the astronomical phenomenon btw?`
huge astronomy fan here.
we cooking guys, 126.6bb got $230+ in bounties and 7/116... and we got AJo, lets sweat one hand
we open utg+1 7 handed atm. fish in co calls. smillethehero in bb folds 49qhh board we bet 3.5bb into 7.2 villain calls turn Th, we bet another 7.5bb into the pot.
PLZ 8H OR KH XD villain probably holds maybe one of them tho.... villain tanks... 100 dollar bounty on his head - and he folds.
bb has $112.5 bounty and has quarter of stack in, we make a questionable open with j3o. villain folds and co cals t77cc board we bet 3.5bb once again villain calls
9c turn we c/c and 6d turn we gonna c/f.....
another hand this is way too fun xD 85ss in bb utg opens... mp flats.... flop is 972 one spade.
utg........ checks. mp....... bets small, we call. turn is tc we have openender now.... river is the ****ing ace of diamonds we check to fold. villain bets 11k of his 27k stack, which smells a bit like bullshit but nothing we can do.
**** it ill do 3 hands more from now on.
43o in sb, we fold.
awaiting next hand 😃 **** man flop is 484dd xD
well, i ****ing went and bought a 10000 puff vape for my last money before i venmoed my friend his $200.
asked chatgpt if i can' get cancer from vaping, and it is possible - **** lol.
damn man, got a king first got excited then i got the 3 of spades xD
BOUNTY 112.50 GOES ALLIN ISH FOR 3BB WE JAM A9O........... 85.2BB EFF............. FOLDS TT HE HAS KQTJK RUNOUT WE DONT WIN XD
we got kqo now, in hj co calls...... flop is k52hh we bet half pot.... co folds bb called also btw and he is tanking..........
we fold k9o.
we fold a3o.
ill do this forever until i get pissed off or doubling or whatever, you get a insight into my genius mighty brain aswell xD
we cover the whole table except one dude that, he only has $75 bounty tho.
smillethehero has 46.5bb and $212.50 in bounties.
Eshort stack big bounty in sb WE OPEN 23CC AND FLOP IS 22K co has called bb SMALL STACK JAMS 62O HE ****ING HAS WTFFFF WE CHOP BUT STILL T_T how does he have a deuce and not the ****ing king?????
smillethero opens on btn we have 87o in bb t9j we flop the straight on three club board check to him, he ****ing checks jd turn we bet out 4.5bb and he folds....
hj limps we complete 65o in sb...... flop is 26T we in for a small bet atleast..... bb checked. he bets smalll, we call turn is qh we out of this hand xD he piles 3x pot and we fish tag him hard
now we got the six of spades 6 of diamond, same villain limps again we make it 4x....
QT8SS FLOP SCHEISSE BUT THE TURN IS THE SIX OF CLUBS !!!!!!!
