English Football Season 2025-2026. Here we go again.

Presumably you were watching the games and saw the same things I and other fans saw over and over again and recognised from previous seasons. You didn’t really need to listen to anyone. I don’t have any special insight but I do recognise the bleedin’ obvious.

Hopefully for Arsenal and you they can still do something.

Hope and naivety.

10 points is a lot, until it isn't. Lesson learned, again.

BREAKING: Just seen Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink sitting outside Joe and the Juice near Victoria Station. More on this as we get it.

I'm pretty sure the United top six bet I had with ducky is safe at this stage

Rip Spurs.

Wow, sunderland really wants to see spurs get relegated :p

This is less than ideal for me and Hoopie

Marinakis holding MGW hostage at the start of the season was clearly evil genius.

Chelsea-Spurs games I'm gonna miss you next season

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Lets face it. We're not winning the league and you're absolutely ****ed.

I told you Sunderland were rubbish and their start to the season was sun running of the highest order.

Stadium of Shite

Xhaka needs a rest (started in all of the games from what I can see) - performance showed it

He had a good rest when he was out for 4 or 5 games mid-season

Off to Wembley today. Expecting an absolute rogering but should be fun nonetheless.

Pretty much everyone outside of Portsmouth and half of Manchester is on your side LFG

Nice, have a good one.

Starting Muani again ffs

Generational hatewatch day for the neutrals

Naturally that red card tackle by Andre benefits them since he just gets a yellow and Bissouma gets injured

Would have been a harsh red imo. Went through the ball and pulled one leg half out.

We are ****ing cursed.

Just utterly depressing