omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166

This is all I want.

Meaning the land, obviously, to be a homesteader.

She has her work boots on so she can help with the homesteading.

tradwife-pilled homesteadmaxer

my god i feel like ****.

Heading to Kansas to mash some bets

How's the drumkit, Luke?

SA probably knows a girl that will post you hers.

if ya need internet women SA is the guy!

sorting it out now. just got the console out to download stuff.

ill take photos when I'm done

nice. You're the next Matt Garstka

A buddy spent $380 on an all-all exacta excluding the 17 horse in the derby. It paid $129, so not great.

The internet tells me this is Ms Isle of Man 2017:

No offence to her, I’m sure she’s a very nice person, but we do have some better lookers, I swear.

Sure

it's a wild and convoluted history that people originally ruled by vikings wound up adopting a greek sicilian flag in the 20th century

million dollar idea: a locked box for your cigarettes that will only unlock if you blow a breathalizer reading of over 0.05