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Welp. Write my L in the high-roller pool in pen.

Sort of, but I kind of suspected they weren't entering Gunther through a brawl of randoms.

I assume this guy is in league with Gunther?

Yes, it's like Ted DiBiase was one of the favorites and I landed Virgil.

Lol, nice

Slapping American flag imagery on Cody makes the comparison to Luger's 1993 booking feel especially apt. "Don't worry; we'll give it to you one day. We're just doing something really clever until people lose interest."

Dominik winning the Jockswatch title so far

4.

Cole talks about greatest moments in WrestleMania history and all I can think is, "COULD THIS BE SYMBOLIC?! COULD THIS BE SYMBOLIC?!"

Goddamn. Gunther is scary as ****

Isn't Kofi supposed to land on his head and bounce back in the ring before his feet hit the floor?

5.

Fat guy showdown!

Baby Steiner could make the final 4.

I want to watch Bron Breakker stomp on Scott Norton's head repeatedly and dare him not to sell it.

Hey it's Giant Gonzales! Someone get the chloroform.

Lovin MVPs cane

Oh god damn it

This is great only if Pat legit didn't know he was in the match.

Hopefully Omos eats him

Men’s 22 is Pat McAfee. Ouch!

WTF is this ****

Did they really just waste a spot on that?