2023 NFL Conference Championships
#3 Kansas City Chiefs @ #1 Baltimore Ravens (-3.5. Total: 44.5)
12 PM PST, CBS
Kansas City Chiefs: 11-6, AFC West Champion
WC: 26-7 v Miami
Divisional: 27-24 @ Buffalo
AFC Championship Record: 3-3
Last Appearance: 2023
This is the 6th straight year the Chefs have made the AFC Championship. ****.
Also did you know Taylor Swift is dating Travis Kelce?
Also did you know Britney Mahomes was seen in the box with TayTay?
Why the Chiefs will be in the Super Bowl
You can sit here and lament the sheer boredom of this all you want but the reality is Patrick Mahomes is the only player in the NFL with GOAT equity. This offense ****ing sucks. Between all the drops, between Toney being alive, between Hardman doing whatever the **** that was and the Walrus allowing it to happen, it's truly wild Mahomes has gotten them here by sheer force of will. If you had to pick one QB in all the world to win a single game with your life on the line, it's Mahomes.
Baltimore Ravens: 13-4, AFC North Champion
WC: Bye
Divisional: 34-10 v Texans
AFC Championship Record: 2-2
Last Appearance: 2013
Not bad for a runningback
Why the Ravens will be in the Super Bowl
In the revolving door of MVP candidates this year, RB1 is the first one that is beyond repute and you can objectively say deserves the award. They have been the best team in the AFC by a WIDE margin, their defense has been fantastic and Zay Flowers has emerged as a competent WR which is a very new thing for Lamar. Andrews seems likely to return but even if he doesn't Likely has been phenomenal. If we are being honest, Buffalo beat themselves on Sunday. Baltimore has proven themselves to be too smart to fall for that bullshit
#3 Detroit Lions @ #1 San Francisco 49ers (-7. Total: 50.5)
3:30 PM PST, Fox
Detroit Lions: 12-5, NFC North Champion
WC: 24-23 v Rams
Divisional: 31-23 v Buccaneers
NFC Championship Record: 0-1
Last Appearance: 1992
Won't lie, it's a pretty ballsy bet to name your kid the god of sun and air and have him turn into one of the elite WRs in football
Also. YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Also. Detroit-style pizza pretty good
Also. FREEGEAR
Why the Lions will be in the Super Bowl
I'm not stupid enough to say "fate" so i won't. That said:
Dan Campbell is pretty **** it YOLO which is the kind of mentality you are going to need to beat a superior (on paper) team on the road.
The Random Number Borkerator can roll snakeyes, in which case fml this is going to be a long ****ing night.
The Lions are playing with house money literally regardless of what happens. While Goff hasn't exactly been a world beater the rest of the roster has been. Hutchinson is a ****ing monster, Campbell is no coward, this Gibbs guy seems decent and Sun and Air God is a decent receiver. Look, I just watched the niners almost lose to the Packers.
Which brings me to my next point: the 9ers are the only team left that objectively didn't deserve to win. The mistakes the Packers made do not seem to be mistakes the Lions will replicate; if the 9ers bring that same energy on Sunday the Lions are going to ****ing smoke them.
San Francisco 49ers: 12-5, NFC West Champion
WC: Bye
Divisional: 24-21 v Packers
NFC Championship Record: 7-11
Last Appearance: 2023
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**** my life
My oven is screwed
Side note: if the 9ers win no matter who they play it'll be one of the 2 teams to beat them in a Super Bowl. So that's cool i guess.
Why the 49ers will be in the Super Bowl
Objectively speaking the 49ers are the best team in football. In the 12 regular season games they won they looked like generational greatness. In the 4 (**** you i don't count the Rams) losses they looked like ****ing buffoons with no concept for reality.
Until the Packers game there has never been a game where people could point to and say "Bork willed this team to victory" and look, Bork was the reason they almost lost, but with the chips in the middle he won that game.
The 9ers are fantastic at all aspects, but the reality of it is that the Random Number Borkerator needs to come up 11. That has already happened 12.5 times. Just needs to happen one more time.
Or who knows, maybe Kyle pulls a Womp and decides Bork won't throw more than 8 times. The only position where the 9ers are objectively inferior is idk maybe kicker? I shouldn't be worried. I am anyway.
Let's rumble
Ya idk what to say
This was the football equivalent of the duhamel affleck hand
I’m just gonna hide in my hoodie and not be mad about massive luck
Once again (ok, maybe for the first time), we'll never know the answers to a lot of questions until the construction of parallel universes with time machines also available is perfected.
But with 20 minutes left if, as someone posted upthread, the chance of a successful kick there is 75% to put the Lions up by three scores as opposed to the success of going for it being 60% to keep it at 14, give me the kick to keep playing against a superior team in their house for this one shot at going to the
don't take this personally Tom bc you are one of SE's GOAT posters and this isn't aimed at you but more the tribe of ppl that have posted similarly sounding twisting myself into a pretzel posts
throwing away WP is simply that ... throwing away WP. it's actively taking an action which takes you further away from your goal -- winning. you don't get to recoup the WP you disregarded at a later date. it's gone. it's not coming back
ppl have mentioned "give me a 3 score lead in a championship game to reach the SB ..." but this is faulty thinking. why do something different bc it's a CG and not a regular season game? it's like sitting at the final two tables of a major MTT and saying i'll pass up this obv good spot bc ldo i'm one table away from the final table!!!
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off topic: i was watching the game w my dad and early on in the 1st quarter i told my dad the final score is going to be 38-31. it had that feel to it early on, didn't it?
when DET was contemplaiting kicking a FG right before half i told my dad DET would go for it ... that their coaching staff and head coach error on aggressiveness which is good bc analytics typically say play for TDs. when they lined up for the FG i had an uneasy feeling that perhaps DET was making a mistake ... that they would need to get to 38 pts to win this game. welp, they had to get to 38 to win the game didn't they
I am kind of shocked by the WP that the model spits out for the end of half decision.
4th and 2 is essentially a 2PC attempt which are converted 48.2% of the time. So even by an Expected Points scored calculation, going for it is 3.37 expected points where a FG is basically 3.
I wouldn't be surprised if end of half scenarios are really hard to program into the model, and it's calculating it with the added value of SF getting the ball at their 2 when that doesn't hurt them at all.
don't take this personally Tom bc you are one of SE's GOAT posters and this isn't aimed at you but more the tribe of ppl that have posted similarly sounding twisting myself into a pretzel posts
throwing away WP is simply that ... throwing away WP. it's actively taking an action which takes you further away from your goal -- winning. you don't get to recoup the WP you disregarded at a later date. it's gone. it's not coming back
ppl have mentioned "give me a 3 score lead in a championship game to re
No worries about my taking it personally.
As to the paragraph I bolded:
Is it? Is it really? Is that WP applicable to this game specifically? Or is it applicable only generally to a very broad sample of games of widely varying characteristics?
I'm simply saying that there is more to decision making than looking at a WP chart. I'm not into momentum, gut feeling, and all that, so let's not get off on a crazy tangent for no reason.
I'm only maintaining that the 2.2% WP figure is an averaged number among differing teams in various years with countless unknown variables. What would be the percentage if you could magically run it 1000 times between these two teams today? Would it be the same? Maybe. Maybe not. Heck, it could be 5%. Or 0%. Or 1% in the other direction.
I'm just saying that the available WP numbers are a general guide to be considered with other available information. In the absence of other contradictory information, sure, take them at face value and rely more heavily on them.
The figure given for the FG at the end of the half really surprises me and gives me pause about blindly relying on the data available for the third quarter FG as well.
I get people saying all of this stuff can't be put into a model and there is a lot of guesswork when it is close, but what about the fact the lions have 1 of the best offenses in the league, Amon Ra/Laporta were getting open all game, the Packers with less talent had similar success last week as well AND you know your pass D is a sieve and you're gonna need points? If we think neutrally these decisions are close, in the context of Lions/9ers yesterday, they seem kinda no brainer.
They barely lost with all these decisions going horribly wrong, if any of them had gone right, there is a good chance they win and we just aren't even talking about this. Same way we don't talk about all the GTO moves that the 2017 Eagles made and won a ring with Nick Foles
No worries about my taking it personally.
As to the paragraph I bolded:
Is it? Is it really? Is that WP applicable to this game specifically? Or is it applicable only generally to a very broad sample of games of widely varying characteristics?
I'm simply saying that there is more to decision making than looking at a WP chart. I'm not into momentum, gut feeling, and all that, so let's not get off on a crazy tangent for no reason.
I'm only maintaining that the 2.2% WP figure is an averaged number amon
all fair points. for me, i lean into the math and massive databases. i also think some (not including you) simply handwave away 2.2% WP thinking that can't be much. after all, 2.2 is a small number. but we both know that not understanding how adding passed on WP onto passed on WP can add up quickly
I think in the mahomes 1st SB year, houston was up 21-0 and kicked a FG on 4th and 1 at the 20 and then the chiefs just killed them after that and people said they needed to know their D sucks, stay aggressive and go for it.
4th and 1 is different than 4th and 2/3 but taking 3 up 21-0 makes more sense than taking 3 up 24-10 on the road against an offensive juggernaut when your pass D sucks
Yes, I believe so, as that's really its only baseline. So there is certainly some nuance, especially in a single sample. But over the long run, my understanding is that the data should all converge to create the estimated WP delta.
A few posts above, I posted a link with some more info on it. There is also an Athletic article link in that info that gives more context.
Below are a few of the problems using league averages.
1. The data is old. The game changes every season, with new players, new coaches, new rules, new strategies, new tactics, etc.
2. The game is not played with "average" defenses and offenses. The analytics folks are lazy and use averages because it generates the largest set of data, thus reinforcing one's belief that it is the most statistically accurate projection. Would using league averages be appropriate if the QB cannot run the ball in, thus providing the defense with a huge edge? Would it be correct to apply league averages to arguably the top defense ITL?
3. As alluded to earlier, historical games have been played sub-optimally. Think of a chess match with 2 world class players. Would a top player play the move that beats "average" opponents? Or would the player need to think more about deeper lines to counter the ability of the opponent to respond to "average" moves?
4. Of course there is convergence to the mean with large data sets. But why would that be of any interest in a specific situation? Averaging out all future results will converge to a mean, but the mean is not known, and there are plenty of valid reasons why averages would not apply to a specific situation. In reality the data set offers a multitude of means, each appropriate for the specific situation. Using a mean of means would be analogous to a model projecting rate of traffic deaths using collision speed and ignoring make/model of the vehicles.
5. Subsets using more intelligent historical data to reduce the averaging effect could improve accuracy of the projection, but at a cost of using smaller data sets.
6. Also noted earlier, using averages almost always results in the "chicken or the egg" scenario. Without seemingly "bad" decisions mixed in with "good" decisions, there would be no average to calculate because all decisions would be the "average" decision.
7. Using averages to determine the proper play goes against game theory. For example, a team should not always punt from the 50 because that is giving away too much to the opponent. Without the threat of an alternate play, defenses can play more efficiently. Another example: runs on 2 pt conversions succeed at a higher rate than passes. But does that mean that all teams should always run the ball because the average run is more effective than the average pass?
I am quite familiar with constructing models for game projections. I can tell you that using a simple model to project win probability based solely on historical averages of point margin and time remaining is weak, and should not be part of the conversation beyond a rough first order approximation.
A drive or play model that takes into account compositions of teams, playing surface, weather, injury rates, correlations of previous plays to future plays, coaching tendencies, etc. that can be iterated over millions of times will produce a much better result than using generic league averages compiled over years of historical data.
I am kind of shocked by the WP that the model spits out for the end of half decision.
4th and 2 is essentially a 2PC attempt which are converted 48.2% of the time. So even by an Expected Points scored calculation, going for it is 3.37 expected points where a FG is basically 3.
I wouldn't be surprised if end of half scenarios are really hard to program into the model, and it's calculating it with the added value of SF getting the ball at their 2 when that doesn't hurt them at all.
The 1H play was on the 3, and the historic average for TD is 33%. Assuming the FG is 98%, the break even going for TD over FG using historical averages is 42%.
0.98 x 3 / 6.94 = 0.424
where 6.94 is the expected points from a TD and 94% XP. This could be improved slightly by going for 2 pts assuming the offense has an effective 2 pt play.
Of course this ignores win probability and falls into the averaging trap. If Lions indeed had a 4th and 3 play that could be expected to succeed higher than 42%, and their models showed that points were not at a premium (thus improving WP), than going for TD there would be the correct play.
As the game continues, kicking FG becomes the better play assuming same point margin.
I think in the mahomes 1st SB year, houston was up 21-0 and kicked a FG on 4th and 1 at the 20 and then the chiefs just killed them after that and people said they needed to know their D sucks, stay aggressive and go for it.
4th and 1 is different than 4th and 2/3 but taking 3 up 21-0 makes more sense than taking 3 up 24-10 on the road against an offensive juggernaut when your pass D sucks
Texans had the ball 4th and 1 from the 16 up 21-0 mid 2Q. There was a long thread here with stinkypete being the sole defender of the FG decision. According to a suzzer post Texans were over 90% to get 1st down, actually higher than a successful FG.
Nice post.
Thanks!
someone asked yesterday why anyone hates the chefs or niners, and it's like yeah, not the most hateable teams ever tbf, but i get why people hate either. there are a few obvious reasons. but i was at the same time wondering why lamar jackson has haters, has he ever done ... anything? i haven't heard anything, and the scandal portion of his wiki is empty, yet he seems to have many haters ... for some reason (???)
let the hate floooow through you
Texans had the ball 4th and 1 from the 16 up 21-0 mid 2Q. There was a long thread here with stinkypete being the sole defender of the FG decision. According to a suzzer post Texans were over 90% to get 1st down, actually higher than a successful FG.
yeah i don't see how people can think the texans were wrong to kick but the lions were also wrong not to kick
unless you just think chiefs 2019 offense vs texans >>>>>>>>>> 9ers vs lions
someone asked yesterday why anyone hates the chefs or niners, and it's like yeah, not the most hateable teams ever tbf, but i get why people hate either. there are a few obvious reasons. but i was at the same time wondering why lamar jackson has haters, has he ever done ... anything? i haven't heard anything, and the scandal portion of his wiki is empty, yet he seems to have many haters ... for some reason (???)
racists, man
An ~ 75% to go up 17 versus an ~ 25% chance to go up 21 ... which is better? Plus the myriad of accompanying psychological factors of stemming any momentum of having just cut the game to two scores. Potentially staving off any possession to cut it to one score. Time getting deep.
All games in NFL history (to get a much larger sample than just playoff games): What is the difference in win rate when up 14 half way thru the 3Q versus up 17? What is the difference in win rate between up 17 and up 21 at same point?
I’m coming around on the idea that I’m probably wrong about my hate on not kicking the FG up 14 but I’ll say in real time I was dejected they were gonna get a FG and got a little excited when they passed on that to go for it
My feelings on this may be biased by how soul crushing the FG woulda been and how hyped I was they were gonna give the Niners a chance to stop them
I actually think this is probably close to as reliable than 4th down bot. If your opponent really doesn't want you to do one of two things, then generally doing that thing is best.
Good presser by Campbell. Before I saw it was thinking the two main explanations were:
1. Letting macho "I'm going for it" attitude and declarations bogusly overrule valuing being up 3 scores in a championship game.
2. Bad application of analytics.
It looks more complex than that watching him speak. I'm catching some opposition for my draconian viewpoint regarding how ill-advised it was.
If the Lions lined up for a FG up 24-10, the Niners a-hole puckers major, as in, "Oh no, we are going down 3 s
That no one contested the main point here even though my position is unpopular seems important. Cliff Notes: You don't introduce explosive swing factors into the game when you are in an 75% win position already. Nope, you increase the 75% equity to 85%.
That no one contested the main point here even though my position is unpopular seems important. Cliff Notes: You don't introduce explosive swing factors into the game when you are in an 75% win position already. Nope, you hope to increase the 75% equity to 85% with your below average placekicker who has below average numbers from beyond 40 yards and who plays his home games in a dome.
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Dan Campbell is the Eric Persson of the NFL
He’s just in there mashing buttons
Lol any of this punditry bullshit my iPhone feeds to me for Apple News but I agree with the premise here
We can go back and forth forever on the FG but the timeout was a truly horrible timeout in the context of what they needed to pull off