Nima Jooyandeh is a scammer and a thief

Nima Jooyandeh is a scammer and a thief

mod note: This post is a cliffnotes of the actions of Nima Jooyandeh on these and other forums.

Nima Jooyandeh, who also goes by "the bay area beast" (and dozens of other names over a 10+ year history posting on the internet on various sites) stole $14,500 from poster Fubster. He has repaid $10,000 of it so far.

Some of the circumstances of the theft include taking sports bets from him acting as both a middleman for another bookie, and acting directly as a bookie himself. Stealing winnings paid out by other bookie, and scamming Fubster by not paying out the winnings from bets he booked himself after previously collecting money from losing bets that he had booked for Fubster. He also attempted to vehemently deny being the actual bet taker, and instead used a fake name of an alleged associate, who it was discovered was a fake persona used to steal (by having this fake bookie "disappear" during California wild fires).

In addition to that, here are other activities this person has participated in that have been admitted to by him on this forum, or have links posted to him being caught on other forums

1. Tried to start a book with poster HIV. Owes poster HIV ~$5K and is paying him back at a rate of $5/week.

2. Ran bets/money for Fubs.

3. Ran his own book and took bets/money as fake identity Sterling.

4. Stiffed Fub for $6k+ as Sterling.

5. Stiffed iceminers on SBR $500. Created fake identity to defend himself etc.

6. Stiffed a guy for $800 or $1000 on Rxforum.

7. Has had many accounts banned on Pickmonitor.

He spent many years pretending to be a sports tout and often started subscription services to sports picks. These subscriptions always flamed out as soon as he hit a losing streak. He would often claim things like "100% guaranteed winning picks", and "complete transparency".

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30 November 2015 at 07:33 PM
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by marknfw k

Do you believe that he scammed and stole from fubster? The human him, not the online him.

im just curious, why are you so concerned about fubster?


I'm just curious, why are you so concerned with my concern about fubster?


by marknfw k

I'm just curious, why are you so concerned with my concern about fubster?

im just asking why are you looking out for his interests?


I'm just asking why aren't you looking out for his interests?


I think it’s well-established that Fubster sucks. But that’s not an affirmative defense for stealing from him.


by All-inMcLovin k

Didn't Nima get fired from Uber/Lyft ultimately? I'm sorry guys I only Minored in Nima Studies at the 2plus2 institute and ended up sleeping thru half of the classes anyway.

Or did he lose his driving priviliges from the multiple DUI's, which caused him to lose the job? Kind of hard to say the guy was a great Uber/Lyft driver if he was repeatedly driving while drunk.

McLovin,
Things I care about (in order) with my Uber driver:
1) that they're not falling down drunk and could crash and kill me
2) that they're nice


A beast is back! +1 to that whole post, especially the part about lkj being fat.

I don't think anyone posted the details of the rumoured fub scam itt, anyone have the alleged story?


by MastaAces k

do not quote you selected to remove them?

i have no idea what you're talking about


by not hiv k

I am posting this as a good samaritan.

This thread is a collection of some truly sick and twisted individuals, basically a bunch of jealous haters and losers who have sad and underprivileged lives. It is what it is. It continues to this day for 10 years because Nima hit them where it hurts, he told them the truth about how sad, disturbed, and pathetic their lives are. They continue to throw insults and make accusations despite the fact that the threads are considered legendary, the content was h

all we really know is this isn't hiv

boxing police


How much advertising revenue does 2+2 make from each post? Let's all that X

How many posts has 2+2 lost by banning Nima and keeping him banned? Let's called that Y

X * Y = Z

Z is the amount of money 2+2 has lost banning Nima and keeping him banned.

How much is Z? I'm gonna set the over/under at $120,000.

Spoiler
Show

Appeasing the haters: priceless


math and numbers itt


Nima manages to get banned everywhere he posts. Clearly ethbtcHH is the only person who knows how to run a forum.


X=0?


by All-inMcLovin k

Didn't Nima get fired from Uber/Lyft ultimately? I'm sorry guys I only Minored in Nima Studies at the 2plus2 institute and ended up sleeping thru half of the classes anyway.

Or did he lose his driving priviliges from the multiple DUI's, which caused him to lose the job? Kind of hard to say the guy was a great Uber/Lyft driver if he was repeatedly driving while drunk.

I hope that noone took pictures of you while you were dozing.


by Tom Ames k

I hope that noone took pictures of you while you were dozing.

It's okay if I did, I was wearing my vest so I looked like Aladdin.


by ethbtc88 k

i have no idea what you're talking about

when deciding to respond to a post, you generally hit the "Quote"-button. this magically allows you to respond to the entire post in question... UNLESS you remove parts of the post, which you've done repeatedly and then acted as if you had no idea that removing parts of the post would exclude it from the response.

stop being an idiot whilst intending to impress geniuses.

make yourself useful and be funny, as so:

by All-inMcLovin k

It's okay if I did, I was wearing my vest so I looked like Aladdin.

hilarious.


Nightly reminder that there is no checkmate available. If you achieve what would otherwise be checkmate, he will negate it with “so what?”


by BOIDS k

A beast is back! +1 to that whole post, especially the part about lkj being fat.

I don't think anyone posted the details of the rumoured fub scam itt, anyone have the alleged story?

i've been told privately that he stiffed a bookie a 2p2 person introduced him to - no idea if that was legit or not but for that reason i was warned to never make any wagers with him

hazy on details, don't recall who said that, for all i know it was a babs alt account that said that


RIP Sterling Kolb


by Saklad k

RIP Sterling Kolb

He shined too brightly.


by All-inMcLovin k

He shined too brightly.

👍
Especially at the very end.


by Tom Ames k

👍
Especially at the very end.

“It’s better to burn out, than to fade away.”
- Elon Musk


"You miss 100% of the wildfires if you evacuate."
- Michael Scott


by All-inMcLovin k

"You miss 100% of the wildfires if you evacuate."
- Michael Scott



It warms my heart to know I am making Fruit Saklad laugh.

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