English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

2022-2023 Saw Manchester City’s Death Star become fully operational winning the Premier League with 89 points by e

29 July 2023 at 07:09 PM
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by ChopSueyyy k

jesus has a good game every 2-4 months and arsefans start hyping him up everytime. then he does absolutely nothing for months again.

Do you understand anything about football at all?



by Reynolds k

Come back to me when Foads launches his own fashion label and is banging pink haired 10s on the reg.

Lol



I know we're having a **** season but at least we're not Venkys



by Reynolds k

pink haired 10s

half-hour chargeout rate?
pints required?
appropriate barge-pole length?
shoe size?


Some ending to the Nigeria-SA game, Nigeria thought they had wrapped it up 2-0 in the last minute only for VAR to overturn the goal and award SA a pen which they score then SA guy misses a sitter to win it in the last seconds


action flackson wackson jackson


Emery doing his best to keep Poch in



by Tall Paul k

I know we're having a **** season but at least we're not Venkys

lol

i imagine it was a last minute type thing, but it'd be funny if they did it like 8 hours before the deadline and were just sitting around waiting for it to go thru


Blue cards and sin bins to be introduced to the PL. Blue card means 10min removal from the pitch. 2 blue cards = a red card.

Discuss.

Apologies initially lower tier comps on a voluntary basis and FA cup


by MindFckr k

Blue cards and sin bins to be introduced to the PL. Blue card means 10min removal from the pitch. 2 blue cards = a red card.

Discuss.

Apologies initially lower tier comps on a voluntary basis and FA cup

Is a blue card different than a yellow card? Do yellow cards still exist?


by LFC_USA k

Is a blue card different than a yellow card? Do yellow cards still exist?

Looks like they're going to be given for dissent and "cynical fouls", so Man City should be pretty much permanently down to ten men or fewer.


by MindFckr k

Blue cards and sin bins to be introduced to the PL. Blue card means 10min removal from the pitch. 2 blue cards = a red card.

Discuss.

Apologies initially lower tier comps on a voluntary basis and FA cup

Seems like a bad idea, why over complicate things? Just give yellows out for dissent/cynical fouls. Teams will just time waste for the 10 mins a player is off if this is introduced and it will make games worse. A layer of complexity that is not needed.

Is this being trialled because they cant seem to give yellows for dissent/asking for a player to be booked out fairly and equally to all teams?


by SootedPowa k

Teams will just time waste for the 10 mins a player is off if this is introduced and it will make games worse.

Well if they time it so that the ten minutes stops in the same way they add on time at the moment it ceases to be a problem

No real issue with this if it eliminates inconsistency (i.e. McBurnie gets a second yellow for trying to talk to the ref then 24 hours later Haaland can scream in his face and gets nothing)


The problem with yellow cards is that the current opponents being "cheated" only marginally benefit but some team in the future may benefit greatly when the player reaches the suspension threshold.


by sixfour k

(i.e. McBurnie gets a second yellow for trying to talk to the ref then 24 hours later Haaland can scream in his face and gets nothing)

I think this is the problem, and it needs sorted - but not with this blue card idea.


Happy to give the blue cards a bash for a season too see if it works. Definitely feel that the tactical foul has got out of hand.


by sixfour k

No real issue with this if it eliminates inconsistency (i.e. McBurnie gets a second yellow for trying to talk to the ref then 24 hours later Haaland can scream in his face and gets nothing)

Lol typical arsenal fan thinking its rigged for the big dogs


Are sin binned players allowed to keep warm during the 10 min period? Worried we may see even more muscle related injuries if they are just left in a booth to cooldown.


Speaking to the BBC, Curtis Jones said: "The gaffer, the way he fist pumps the crowd, that’s kind of our thing. If they want to be stealing our stuff, it shows we’re on the right path if they’re copying us. They can have their moment and stuff, but there’s a long way to go."

Klopp invented fist pumping apparently


Will and blue card and yellow card result in a new green card?

Is so, could see an influx of players to MLS.


Conceptually speaking it's needed to have something in between yellow & red but let's wait to see how they manage to bottle the execution of it

And "just give yellows" ==> yellows barely mean anything and it's conceptually strange to hand out punishments whose value goes down over the course of a game (e.g. goalkeeper getting booked for timewasting in the 97th minute)


Goalies getting blue card could be interesting


i dont like it. the problem isnt big enough for such a radical solution. there are likely to be unintended/unforeseeable consequences

one of the foreseeable consequences is that teams on a blue card will take 20 seconds over a goal kick and take the ball to the corner flag in the 17th minute of the game, which is terrible

edit: after scrolling up i see that SootedPowa touched on this already


by BOIDS k

i dont like it. the problem isnt big enough for such a radical solution. there are likely to be unintended/unforeseeable consequences

Yeah I agree. Just book players from the first minute for tactical fouls rather than from ~60th minute onwards.

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