I am a literal legend of gambling, ask me anything.

I am a literal legend of gambling, ask me anything.

What im doing is a gift to this dead site but they will probably lock the thread since they want no traffic or interest.

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26 October 2023 at 02:13 AM
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by rickroll k

there's a game show you are deeply incentivized to win and the goal is to insert as many flaccid dildos in your mouth at once as possible

how many do you think you can fit?

Uhhh, dildos aren’t a standard size.


You've mentioned here -> https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/69/on... that "Good friends generally either play off the same bankroll or take percentages of each other AND have a gentlemans agreement about bluffing each other and playing in each others pots. 2 guys at a table doing this is bad 3 guys makes the game nearly unbeatable unless for each of them there is a world class loser to balance things out."

Can you elaborate why this has such a big effect on a games profitability? I'm particularly interested on why you think playing soft vs each other has such a big impact on the profitability aspect.

The games in my area are infested with people checking it down / not bluffing each other (mostly in HU spots, but even multiway). It always bothers me to see it, but I could never tell if it really affects my profitability. Sure, they avoid part of the negative swings they would have to endure. But at the same time they forego all the EV they could pick up by bluffing each other.


by rickroll k

there's a game show you are deeply incentivized to win and the goal is to insert as many flaccid dildos in your mouth at once as possible

how many do you think you can fit?

horrible bot deleted my response. how did your question get past the worthless bot?


by rickroll k

there's a game show you are deeply incentivized to win and the goal is to insert as many flaccid dildos in your mouth at once as possible

how many do you think you can fit?

bot wont let me respond


Looks like limon's most recent reply maybe got nuked by the bot again? On the thread list it shows he posted something this morning, but click through to the thread, and nothing.


by BrickMMA k

Looks like limon's most recent reply maybe got nuked by the bot again? On the thread list it shows he posted something this morning, but click through to the thread, and nothing.

yep.


The bot should rot.


I’m sure if he stopped calling everyone a “young ****,” this wouldn’t happen.


by limon k

Uhhh, dildos aren’t a standard size.

Sure they are.

The Limon Special Edition 12 pack comes in a box of Cheerios.


by Turdzilla k

Sure they are.

The Limon Special Edition 12 pack comes in a box of Cheerios.



by ninefingershuffle k

I’m sure if he stopped calling everyone a “young ****,” this wouldn’t happen.

You might as well ask the sun to stop shining or the sky to stop being blue. Don't mess with nature.




by Turdzilla k

yes it would take multiple boxes.


Does the phrase “Steeper than the back of God’s head” mean anything to you?


by limon k
by Turdzilla k

legit lol


by rickroll k

legit lol

thread delivers.


by Zeno k

Does the phrase “Steeper than the back of God’s head” mean anything to you?

not that i know of.


So this is happening :

by Lemon93PCTSure k

TwoPlusTwo icon Limon, UNCENSORED![/COLOR]
When? Saturday 30 March 8PM PDT - LA Time (11PM EDT)
Where? Live on YouTube! Join us in the chat!
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Let's hear what Limon will have to say about his recent ban, his AMA thread and why WSOP isn't real poker!



I am waking up at 3 AM to talk to this absolute legend. For the European Audience, don't worry - there will be a recording, a highlight video and a Spotify version.[/QUOTE]


Limon always ends up being right, like with crime rates when i owned "dan druff"

https://jasher.substack.com/p/crime-in-2...

and when i accurately described elon musk as a "fish on a heater" years ago (and got mass reported by musk bots on xitter)

https://davekarpf.substack.com/p/elon-mu...


Limon is Lord of the Universe! We should all bow down and worship Him! He has more money than God!


When you approach a cardroom to host a game, how do you propose to host a game? What percentage of the rake/deal do you offer? Do you offer the food etc? I have a room near me that games have died in, was jw your process.


by Zeno k

Limon is Lord of the Universe! We should all bow down and worship Him!

In general I would advise against this course of action but in your case i think its warranted.


Limon tell us a first person degen story of most degen thing you’ve ever done. Or are you too nitty to have any? Thank you kind sir.


Limon, what putter do you use?


from the rough?

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