2024 NFL Off-season Thread
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Update: morning of my wedding day
Still drunk from last night
Ruh roh
Congrats SRM! Is that rehearsal at a Super 8?
How dare you
Just smoke some weed and bake a pizza. You’ll be good by the ceremony.
Oh, and congrats. But most importantly, good luck.
Just remember that even if today doesn't go exactly to plan. You still have Brock Purdy as your QB.
If today doesn’t go as planned, they’ll both be Mr Irrelevant.
Is your wedding like the wedding in "I Love You Man"?
Basically, what I'm asking is Lou Ferigno going to put someone in a sleeper hold?
I mean rodgers is by far a bigger net negative to humanity at large but he’s a HOF talent so we put up with his bullshit while people like me pray he ruptures his Achilles drive one of the season again cuz I didn’t cum enough when it happened last year (sorry Roy and mclovin. Not remotely sorry at all blahblah)
Calling it like I see it
Him getting injured on the first drive didnt bother me as much as FanDuel not voiding the boost that included him. FD can eat a bag of dicks.
Does The Dan Band still perform at weddings?
when older but wiser
famous chicago cub broadcaster harry carey once proclaimed
'if found in an indefensible position
and all it entails
there may not be another other option left but to kill yourself'
Why is there nobody at all live streaming this event for 2+2 posterity?
What a blown opportunity! Sad.
Market on 49ers mentions in SRM’s speech.
I’m going conservative at 1.5
Rashee Rice on the run.
Update: ate nothing, drank enough to poison a small town. Wife still asleep I woke up to throw up everything I have consumed in the last 5 years and am lying on the couch watching the hotel guide channel because I can’t move to find the remote
Yeah, doesn’t sound great. Here is a Reddit thread that sounds like it’s about the same accident.
Update: ate nothing, drank enough to poison a small town. Wife still asleep I woke up to throw up everything I have consumed in the last 5 years and am lying on the couch watching the hotel guide channel because I can’t move to find the remote
Congrats! You made it out alive. I think.
Just remember that even if today doesn't go exactly to plan. You still have Brock Purdy as your QB.
Phenomenal
Is your wedding like the wedding in "I Love You Man"?
Basically, what I'm asking is Lou Ferigno going to put someone in a sleeper hold?
There was a lot of security which I thought was odd. Unfortunately no Lou
I always dreamed of dancing to their rendition from old school during my wedding. Biggest miss ever
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Wife however mentioned them 4 times during our vows
