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Sammy's the youngest.

Yeah like, I'm not old enough to have seen it when it came out but I'm old enough to have had that material in German classes in high school and later when I was in Berlin I remember that place, so now you can guess how old I am, much too old anyway. Age is the mindkiller.

Morph could do that since he was a little child. Nobody would dare to take it away from him, esp not German cops. German cops are a joke anyway. Murican cops would at least shoot you. German cops would let you get away simply bcos there would be 200 pages of paperwork to fill out if they didn't. Anyways I'm drunk and already said too much, good night!

Yeah so, that's exactly how it was, back in the days

Obama had not been president yet, there was dat guy who was unable o do much of anything, so there's that. But whatever politics were dominated by idiots as always...

If I write any moar I'll prolly be deported out of dis country immediately. I blame Morph in advance...

Also my bedroom AC stopped working. I'm doomed. It's all a communist conspiracy

AaaaaaAAAAAASaaaaaaaà

Is Obama the best person to address your grievances to?

yes

Remember when you wake up in the middle of the night you have to poast your understanding of the world order on 2+2 or you might never be able to sleep again, due to secret alien tech obtained by Morph. Thanks Morph

I'll sleep now. To promote world peace. And whatnot

Good night.

Nicole/Wilhelmshaven

fake news

RIP

OJ Simpson

Sammy did you ever call your wife Nicole by accident?

Probably

She makes him wear a ball gag.

No, her name is Camilla, I'm not stupid. I called her Morph a few times though!

Sammy's the kind of guy to yell Morph in a very high pitched voice when he finishes

She calls you Morph all the time.