2024 NFL Off-season Thread
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Top pick QBs almost all get 2-3 years of chances though. Rosen is the only one I can think of where a team took a QB top 15 two years in a row, and wasn’t he supposed to be a high floor guy?
Because Harbaugh is at 5. Can sing his praises to high heavens - worst case nothing, best case others scramble to get the fifth pick or AZ pick and they pick Harrison.
Top pick QBs almost all get 2-3 years of chances though. Rosen is the only one I can think of where a team took a QB top 15 two years in a row, and wasn’t he supposed to be a high floor guy?
Art Schlichter erasure! Sure he gambled so much that he got suspended, then Elway refused to play for them, but it counts!
Former Texas DT D'Vontre Sweat busted for DUI. From his WalterFootball draft profile:
Off the field, team sources say Sweat is a good kid overall, but has some issues with a poor work ethic and likes to party.
He would have made a tremendous Georgia transfer.
Kyle Dugger 4/58-32. Re-up with the Patriots
Pre-Draft Playoff Teams (in no particular order)
AFC
MIA
CIN
HOU
KC
BAL
TEN
Toss up between BUF, PIT, or LAC
NFC
DAL
GB
ATL
SF
PHI
DET
Toss up between CHI, MIN, or LAR
I live
That's it?
I’m busy eating my $15 (adjusted for inflation) in n’ out meal and my fridge is broken and at 57 degrees for some reason and my default response is to melt plastic in it
My trip report will be shortcoming once I finish this tasty burger that I am eating over the space of an hour and a dubs game
Big deal for [the good] Josh Allen
5yr 150MM / 88MM gtd
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If anyone is interested, i am trying a new take on squares pools for the nfl season. Sunday night football games week 1-18 and first 2 weeks of the playoffs. Final score only is paid out, board will be randomized 10 different times, 2 weeks per board.
Post is here in OOT:
Don't interfere with someone's caffeine addiction, especially T-Sizzle: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/3991...
Don't interfere with someone's caffeine addiction, especially T-Sizzle: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/3991...
I was in a quiet area of Scottsdale in the middle of the day in a Starbucks drive thru near my home when an incident happened with a vehicle behind me. I was getting coffee, I was not looking for any trouble. When the man in the other vehicle escalated the situation, I feared for my safety not knowing what his intentions were. Throughout the incident, I was the one who felt in danger, while fearing I would be followed home and for the safety of my family nearby at my residence
lolololololol
Lots of legal troubles out there right now.
Suggs couldn't read that; much less, write it.
And the thought of him waving a gun instead of just showing his face to scare somebody makes me laugh every time I think of it.
I’m not sure SRM’s trip report can top this.
Oh, ****! He's posting in Politics again before posting his TR here.
Clever modding is in order here. I don't know how--I'm just sayin'!
Merry Beastmas everyone!
i can't top that imbecile having a big mad at a starbucks but let's give this a try
MY VACATION FROM 2+2
first off:
This is why the pro move is to sell your fiancee on the idea of eloping and how romantic it will be.
Also, rookie move holding it at the hotel, they will always try and rip you off. A respectable bridal venue is better value and people won't get so out of line.
i didn't host it at a hotel, but it wasn't anything better. literally right across the street from the room the groom and the groom's party has a waiting room/chill room is a strip club. now THAT is some vertical integrations. respect to all parties involved
The real rookie move is not securing a dedicated orgy room in a place that is literally in the business of renting rooms.
i believe it was described as suicide by cop. i regret nothing
well i regret everything. but for appearances i regret nothing
Lions match the 49ers offer to their TE2, nice pay bump for him. He’s a fine player and it’s not a huge number (3/12, $6mm guaranteed) but I’m still a little surprised they did when they were only going to pay him $3mm non-guaranteed before the offer sheet.
**** you
Did you let him know that hanging out in politics might be one of his bigger recent non-wedding/marriage mistakes?
marky mark had opinions. they have been summarily ignored. it'll be a cold day in hell before i take guidance in anything from a cowboys fan
politics mods shouldve invoiced srm $1400 for breaking maga egos and $2000 for cleaning up his dirty comments. may have paid if his wife was cc'd
this is an example of a solid post
ANYWAY
i don't remember where we left off and what has happened since. so i'll start with the orgy. i did let mark know and i do not believe he shared this ITT so i will
i know 3 people in the orgy. i THINK i know 4 others but they will never admit it. the 3 i know:
one of my groomsmen and his 6 months pregnant wife (she's really attractive, i got them together, they owe their life together and apparently this nonsense to me). he admitted this to me out of guilt after denying any involvement
1 of the other people i know is a family member of mine i did not invite who showed up and got seconds of his main dish. groomsmen told me he has a pregnancy fetish and wanted a go.
in the postmortem to my mom where i told her how much i ****ing hate her extended family i told her a lot of her people that she tried to vouch for caused me so much ****ing problems. i told her many things. i did not tell her her nephew ****s pregnant women in the bathroom
moving on to the engagement party i was not invited to:
1. his mom called me to ask for details on the venue and because she wanted to have her son's wedding there.
2. i told her and told her how much we paid and she asked me if i could put in a good word and get her a discount because something something referral
3. i told her.....no?
4. come to find out a couple days later this woman threw a drunken shitfit to the entire staff and wedding planner and apparently my mother in law that she was seated so far away saying, and i quote, to anyone who would listen to her screaming "THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE OTHER ****ING PEOPLE" before screaming in a foreign language
pro tip guys: if you're middle eastern and you're having a wedding and you're inviting people who emigrated to the united states who have the built in god complex stereotype they have come with...understand the stereotype exists for a reason. and maybe don't invite them
the cleanup bill
i still have not paid a dime. i still will not pay a dime. they aren't letting this go and my heels are dug in. wife is pleading with me to just pay it and i'm laughing at her
my refrigerator
special shoutout to my fridge that is now keeping things at a temperature of 57 degrees. like i haven't wasted enough money
my wedding ring
i lost it somewhere in my car. i've made it a point for the last 3 days to hide my left ring finger
more to share. but this is my starting point
meanwhile. lololololol bills. was a nice run. have fun with bad josh allen
meanwhile pt 2. i came across highlights of the super bowl. i'm not happy
I lost 3 wedding rings before I gave up wearing them. I'm not a jewellery wearer anyway and didn't want to wear one in the first place.
Pro tip - buy really cheap ones.
