I am a literal legend of gambling, ask me anything.

I am a literal legend of gambling, ask me anything.

What im doing is a gift to this dead site but they will probably lock the thread since they want no traffic or interest.

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26 October 2023 at 02:13 AM
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by Grimstard k

Limit what’s the biggest dealer toke you ever gave? Why was this the biggest toke. Was the pot bigger than normal? Dealer better than normal? Just felt generous?

Also what’s the biggest dealer toke you ever witnessed?

I won a jackpot share once like 20 years ago lol. It was 1700ish. I tipped $100 which was big but the guy who won tipped zero!!!

Once big Harry moved all in on river for like 7k. While his opponent was tanking Harry asked if he could tip the masseuse out if his stack, his opponent said yes. Then his opponent called and Harry handed the masseuse 5k and mucked his hand. Lol.


Limon, please tell me that was your body double being interviewed by the virgin with a "look at me" haircut, 123 subscribers, an epileptic monkey running the soundboard, and posters pinned to the wall behind him.

Your best line ever:

I asked what Nichoel smelled like, and you said Victory!

Say hi to Nichoel for me.


by Turdzilla k

Limon, please tell me that was your body double being interviewed by the virgin with a "look at me" haircut, 123 subscribers, an epileptic monkey running the soundboard, and posters pinned to the wall behind him.

Your best line ever:

I asked what Nichoel smelled like, and you said Victory!

Say hi to Nichoel for me.

i will basically be interviewed by anyone if its on my time while im just sitting around having a drink. its always sort of fun even if its a disaster.


by Turdzilla k

Limon, please tell me that was your body double being interviewed by the virgin with a "look at me" haircut, 123 subscribers, an epileptic monkey running the soundboard, and posters pinned to the wall behind him.

Your best line ever:

I asked what Nichoel smelled like, and you said Victory!

Say hi to Nichoel for me.

Hahaha, this is golden 😃

Level sound pod coming soon (tm)


by Lemon93PCTSure k

Hahaha, this is golden 😃

Level sound pod coming soon (tm)

Limon is extraordinarily polite during interviews.

He is also one the few players that is actually entertaining.

A sloppy recording diminished your chance of creating a successful channel.

Wear a hat next time you interview someone your father's age.

Good luck


by Turdzilla k

Limon is extraordinarily polite during interviews.

except with todd because hes a massive duke and always wrong....see also: our interactions in this epic AMA (where he was owned mercilessly) .


I've got two questions for you.

What got you into gambling and how did you start playing? What's the biggest risk you've taken in gambling that ended up paying off?


by limon k

its totally fine to spread unbeatable game if everyone knows the rake beforehand (nearly every game/slot in every casino is unbeatable!!). for a fish EVERY GAME IS UNBEATABLE! so if youre a fish would you rather your money go to an aspergers pro or euro that does nothing for you, and possibly even berates you or a poker host who has a glass of johnny walker blue in your hand and a high end hook...errrr..masseuse.. rubbing you.

This right here is worth the price of admission all by itself. Truth bombs abound ITT.

What do you think about the idea that you are missing out on your earning potential as a life coach for degens and scumbags?


I gambled it up with God and won. He is a sucker for eternal bets.


by moon5lighter k

I've got two questions for you.

What got you into gambling and how did you start playing? What's the biggest risk you've taken in gambling that ended up paying off?

1. For serious gambling to win real money I started as a card counter mostly but knew poker and played as a “good rec”.

2. Probably getting married.

Early on I went way above my “roll” because I don’t like to waste time and I kept my day job would prob seem pretty risky to most/all

I also figured out very quickly it’s better to take bets than make bets and I booked big bets.


by limon k

Early on I went way above my “roll” because I don’t like to waste time and I kept my day job would prob seem pretty risky to most/all

It's a lot less risky than most/all think. Someone with a job who plays well and can throw disposable income at poker has a surprisingly large effective bankroll. Think in terms of present value of future cash flow. Moreover, risk of ruin matters a lot less when "ruin" means not playing for a week or two.


are you happy in life and what has poker have do do with that?


what percentage of these women are hookers, how much do they cost?



by puntmeister k

are you happy in life and what has poker have do do with that?

Yes. Basically nothing at this point. It was helpful 1998 to probably the pandemic. Then made so much money on investments and poker turned to such **** I’m basically retired and just playing on momentum now.


by rickroll k

what percentage of these women are hookers, how much do they cost?

an expert at the casino said, "all of them ranging from 1k to 3k".


Is the bot mod deleting messages again? The last post in the sidebar shows a post by limon this morning, but the last post that is accessible is from 3 days ago.


by jrrdesert k

Is the bot mod deleting messages again? The last post in the sidebar shows a post by limon this morning, but the last post that is accessible is from 3 days ago.

Yep; his post from this morning was definitely zapped.


by Videopro k

No need to worry or mention bot deleted posts. When I get a chance to read the thread I'll undelete any bot screwups. You can also PM me instead of cluttering the thread with bot comments.

sigh


by limon k

an expert at the casino said, "all of them ranging from 1k to 3k".



by BrickMMA k

The one in blue is definitely the “bottom girl” though…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottom_g....


by Videopro k

sigh

Thank you for your help video pro! King of all mods! Bot killer!


Price tags on women is sexist. Price tags on men is very disturbing.

Price tags on pigs and dogs is just capitalism at its best.


If you wanted to live in a beach city in LA or OC as a pro poker player where would it be?


by acescracked84 k

If you wanted to live in a beach city in LA or OC as a pro poker player where would it be?

i guess long beach. its the most affordable beach city and close to casinos.


Have you ever been connected at all to the East Coast scene? Have you ever dealt with old (ish) school people here like Joe Black or Liz and such? Maybe we splashed around in 10/25 back in the day? Remember when Ivy was sleeping under the boardwalk?

I like what you've done for yourself in the scene. Kudos to you. I certainly don't agree with everything you say and I might not even like you in person, but I have to respect the fact that we all know your name, and you're not some busto loser or cheating scumbag who owes everyone and every game. You are a degen role model.

Not doxxng myself or disclosing my worth, but I've also never been pinched, and tried to be more of the house than the grinder. Good for you, man. I've followed you for a long time.

I'm a whiskey guy but my wine vice is strictly Italian. I'll put a $150 amarone against any red you've discussed. Ever venture into Italian wines? ETA: $30 Primitivo from Puglia is the nut daily red.

Also I've been held up at gunpoint mid game. Have you ever had to deal with something like that?

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