2024 NFL Draft Thread

2024 NFL Draft Thread

If this feels like déjà vu, that's because it is. For the second season in a row, the Panthers have the #1 overall pick. It's not often that SE members have the opportunity to start consecutive NFL draft threads as the honorary member whose team has the #1 overall pick.

Oh, ****. You mean we earned the #1 overall pick and don't actually have it?

What? You're saying we traded the #1 overall pick this year for the #1 overall pick last year plus gave up DJM, 1.09, 2.31 and a 2nd round pick next season? Well, surely that means we must have picked someone really good last year.

What's that? Between the last two draft classes, it's possible our guy is the 7th best QB taken in the first round? No ****ing way.

Well, at least we hired some new coaches again. I'm sure it'll work out better this time.

Time for the 10 burning questions of the first round.

1. Will the Bears find a way to fumble the bag, anyways? What will Caleb Williams be wearing and will his nail polish match his outfit?

2. Will NE select a QB, trade back, or take a generational WR with no one to throw the ball to him?

3. Will No.1 Chargers avoid taking a WR hoping that Justin Herbert can both throw and catch the ball?

4. Is Sean Payton actively tanking the Broncos organization even further or will he reach for a QB?

5. Will the Bills take another top 100 pass catcher in the first round or will they expect perennial MVP candidate Jawsh to do it all like Kermit?

6. Will Miami draft the fastest guy in combine history?

7. Will the Panthers wait until 33 to **** it up again or will they try to make another bad trade up?

8. Will the Jets do anything to protect their 40 year old conspiracy theorist politician?

9. Will the Cowboys do anything to improve their team or has Jerry simply stopped caring at this point?

10. What will the 49ers do now that they've finally paid off the Trey Lance trade?

Tune in Thursday at 8 pm eastern to find out.

22 April 2024 at 04:19 PM
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by ligastar k

lol at this nonsense

To be fair the alternative is ‘I took nix 12th when nobody had him as a 1st rounder cuz I was bored and my alternative is Zach Wilson’


by StoppedRainingMen k

I don’t trust you

over/under career starts: 75


The Colts badly need an EDGE or CB and watched 14 offensive players go in the first 14 picks. That's incredible


The Kirk Cousins wasn't aware of this pick reports already coming in.


he's like 40 lol, what does he expect


I know he had a great season this year, but I’ll always believe Bo Nix is trash.

He was hyped up big at Auburn, and the Georgia defense ripped his heart out of his chest and ate it in front of him, as the life slowly drained from his face.

There was talk about how he was a legacy at Auburn, Dad went there, he was a little kid in a Cam Newton TD celebration highlight vid. Then he slanked away to the PAC-12 when he couldn’t hack it in the SEC.


Colts taking the guy that was shown getting pancaked in the highlights for the Saints pick


by ligastar k

lol at this nonsense

It's incredible how many people wanted Mahomes in hindsight, he can join Hue Jackson


Sorry I’m just angry right now, I hate everything


by tarheels2222 k

I wonder what the plan is with Mayer. He's no slouch


Hey der D


I will never forgive RT if the colts combo breaker and go defense

Edit: **** you RT


latu with the glitter suit


by TJ Eckleburg12 k

Sorry I’m just angry right now, I hate everything

Here, this will make you feel better.




LFG

ty to all the crappy NFL FOs



I "think" I like my Bears draft so far. I don't trust any rookie QB's but then again my recent experience is Trubisky and Fields and the fact that the only competetant QB they ever drafted in my lifetime was McMahon. With a lesser O-line, without maybe the best RB ever and without one of the best defenses ever he likely woulda sucked.

They are loaded at WR though which is awesome. Now I hope every other pick they make is an offensive lineman. Seeing Williams on the run or his ass every other play would be very Bear-like.


by mrbaseball k

I "think" I like my Bears draft so far. I don't trust any rookie QB's but then again my recent experience is Trubisky and Fields and the fact that the only competetant QB they ever drafted in my lifetime was McMahon. With a lesser O-line, without maybe the best RB ever and without one of the best defenses ever he likely woulda sucked.

They are loaded at WR though which is awesome. Now I hope every other pick they make is an offensive lineman. Seeing Williams on the run or his ass every other

Trubes was just a bad pick. Fields was the hail mary upside 4th QB of the draft selected.

Caleb is set up in the best offensive position a #1 overall QB has ever seen. And he's allegedly generational.


by ligastar k

If bowers is everything we’ve been led to believe he is and Minshew can pretend to be everything we believe he is the raiders have a pretty potent offense


by StoppedRainingMen k

I will never forgive RT if the colts combo breaker and go defense

Edit: **** you RT

They probably got the best EDGE rusher in the draft, but you can still lol heartily because he was once medically retired.


by mrbaseball k

I "think" I like my Bears draft so far. I don't trust any rookie QB's but then again my recent experience is Trubisky and Fields and the fact that the only competetant QB they ever drafted in my lifetime was McMahon. With a lesser O-line, without maybe the best RB ever and without one of the best defenses ever he likely woulda sucked.

They are loaded at WR though which is awesome. Now I hope every other pick they make is an offensive lineman. Seeing Williams on the run or his ass every other

a solid TE to boot

things looking up in the Windy City

that said, the NFCN is a beast of a division


by StoppedRainingMen k

If bowers is everything we’ve been led to believe he is and Minshew can pretend to be everything we believe he is the raiders have a pretty potent offense

Like 64 said, Hernandez/Gronk 2.0. Hopefully neither is a murderer.


Caleb Williams has DJ moore, Keenan allen and rome not counting a decent o-line and excellent running game

Literally the only way he doesn’t produce the best season a bears qb has ever had in his rookie year is if he’s the biggest bust we’ve ever seen


Everyone happy tonight full of hope, except ATL. Sad


by tarheels2222 k

The Kirk Cousins wasn't aware of this pick reports already coming in.

has there ever been a more depressing version of the fraudgers/love thing than this?

by bazooka87 k

It's incredible how many people wanted Mahomes in hindsight

never go full wenger

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