omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166
Schlitz is your daddy and Dabz is your...step...daddy?



tradwife-pilled homesteadmaxer


my god i feel like ****.
Heading to Kansas to mash some bets
How's the drumkit, Luke?



nice. You're the next Matt Garstka
A buddy spent $380 on an all-all exacta excluding the 17 horse in the derby. It paid $129, so not great.

No offence to her, I’m sure she’s a very nice person, but we do have some better lookers, I swear.
Sure
it's a wild and convoluted history that people originally ruled by vikings wound up adopting a greek sicilian flag in the 20th century


million dollar idea: a locked box for your cigarettes that will only unlock if you blow a breathalizer reading of over 0.05