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01 January 2024 at 11:26 AM
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Had weird looking thumbs.


I think fidstar-poker is a wonderful person


Saamy, when we finally make love, will it be beautiful?


Not as much as with Nicole from Wilhelmshaven


by Sammy2bullets k

I was given the ****edup job of firing a coworker today. A guy I really like and have known for ~10 years. The worst day of my work-life so far.

Beer

That sucks :(

Did you use a cod?


by Morphismus k

...but is "gemeenschap" not "community"?

That is usually an accurate translation, yes.


by Morphismus k

...but is "gemeenschap" not "community"?


What are they talking about?



Nobody knows.

Not even Danes themselves.


OMG Sammy I had no idea! :( I'm so sorry!


by Morphismus k

OMG Sammy I had no idea! :( I'm so sorry!

Actually my Norwegian friend is not wrong. Although our country is so small, if everyone only spoke their local dialect, I would not understand what ~40% of my fellow danes were saying.

edit: Cynthia from Jihad, hahaha wtf at those uts.


Hai. [emoji207] is poasting from his [emoji336] for the very first time right now.


nice


by Sammy2bullets k

Actually my Norwegian friend is not wrong. Although our country is so small, if everyone only spoke their local dialect, I would not understand what ~40% of my fellow danes were saying.

edit: Cynthia from Jihad, hahaha wtf at those uts.

What's your relationship with Cynthia from Jihad? You better tell us right meow.


Sammy had sex with Cynthia from Jihad in Constantinople in the summer of 2012


RIP Constantinople


by Mr.mmmKay k

Sammy had sex with Cynthia from Jihad in Constantinople in the summer of 2012

BC or AD?


AD! Sammy's not that old yet!


Maybe Sammy is a Denmarkian Reptilian from Kepler 452B


That must be it.


Probably


What other explanation is there really?


It's Istanbul.


No lack of self-confidence, that's for sure

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That's the German heritage! 😀

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