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Had weird looking thumbs.
I think fidstar-poker is a wonderful person
Saamy, when we finally make love, will it be beautiful?
Not as much as with Nicole from Wilhelmshaven
What are they talking about?
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Nobody knows.
Not even Danes themselves.
OMG Sammy I had no idea! :( I'm so sorry!
Hai. [emoji207] is poasting from his [emoji336] for the very first time right now.
nice
Actually my Norwegian friend is not wrong. Although our country is so small, if everyone only spoke their local dialect, I would not understand what ~40% of my fellow danes were saying.
edit: Cynthia from Jihad, hahaha wtf at those uts.
What's your relationship with Cynthia from Jihad? You better tell us right meow.
Sammy had sex with Cynthia from Jihad in Constantinople in the summer of 2012
RIP Constantinople
AD! Sammy's not that old yet!
Maybe Sammy is a Denmarkian Reptilian from Kepler 452B
That must be it.
Probably
What other explanation is there really?
It's Istanbul.
No lack of self-confidence, that's for sure
Spoiler
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That's the German heritage! 😀