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Calm down, Denmark haven't even made it to the final since 2018. Maybe we don't have enough gays.
How can I calm down knowing that we didn't even get support from our Danish brothers and sisters during this crucial final?
Srsly... that hurts more than most of all of this.
Still - I'm claiming partial victory for Norway since Switzerlands song was written by Norwegians. And this is, after all, a songwriter contest.
So... YAY! NORWAY!
I'm going to buy that Cyprus girl and make her my 2nd wife.
Disappointing to see Australia Junior didn't make it.
Morph is like the Kevin Spacey of BBV
LOL
Hi Sammy 😀
♥♥♥
****ing 13th? Rigged ldo.
Not sure, it's the 15th where I am, and it's the effin Birthday of the Buddha, so you better celebrate real hard.
I wanted to celebrate real hard, but then I realized that I'm an old man and I already efffin celebrated too hard over the weekend and it was just effin Tuesday, and both Monday and Tuesday I got an effin heart attack at work for completely different reasons. That job let's me age three years minimum for every year that I'm in it, honestly, but anyways, it will be over soon, prolly.
In the meantime I recommend
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Do not look for a sanctuary in anyone except yourself
GN
I'm still not sleeping cos I'm an idiot, ah poker playa I wanted to say. If that was too much Buddha for you before here is sum Murican ×hit to balance it out. I blame Morph anyways
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I just realized that the fancy German word for sex translates to "gender traffic".
No, that's not the fancy German word, that's the regular German word, many fancy German words also. Also nothing like waking up at 6:30am on your couch realizing all the disasters, failings and whatnot of the previous day. Ah well, GN
Where I'm from we say sex is "geslachtsgemeenschap" 😮 I don't even know what that would be in English probably mister Sheep knows
...that's "gender community", no?
sounds woke
...but is "gemeenschap" not "community"?
Sounds moar like sex community.
Anyways dis needs to be discussed moar
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I was given the ****edup job of firing a coworker today. A guy I really like and have known for ~10 years. The worst day of my work-life so far.
Beer
Don't worry, he will get like 100k kroner/month unemployment or disability or whatever else benefits for the rest of his life
Prolly
Was he fired cos he couldn't count?
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Sammy probably fired him because he smelled funny
