English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

English Premier League 2023-24 Thread

2022-2023 Saw Manchester City’s Death Star become fully operational winning the Premier League with 89 points by e

29 July 2023 at 07:09 PM
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I find Southampton away a **** fixture that we always lose but since it makes for a long journey for the Geordies I will allow it.


by PeteBlow k

Fair play joejoe. We didn’t turn up.
Probably the worst playoff final ever

Gg. Was definitely not a classic but great atmosphere


by PeteBlow k

Fair play joejoe. We didn’t turn up.
Probably the worst playoff final ever

Ours against Huddersfield says hold my beer


My 50th tomorrow. Farke didn’t give me the present I wanted.
On the plus side, my best mate is Pompey, so we have a home and away fest



Emery with the big contract extension


by PeteBlow k

My 50th tomorrow. Farke didn’t give me the present I wanted.
On the plus side, my best mate is Pompey, so we have a home and away fest

A lot of sourpusses itt, a bit like the politics thread. I will wish you happy birthday though.



Good for Chelsea not blindly going for which ever "big name" they could find on the market.


Instead they just went for the one that looks most like Pep


Smart. Werner did really well imo, but if we can get kick the permanent can down the road for 12 months, so much the better.


When 2 goals in 13 games is a forward doing really well I think we're beginning to see the depth of the problems at the Sours (it isn't only the players).


by Elrazor k

Smart. Werner did really well imo,

Yeah he has been decent. When he got injured near the end of the season they missed him and it really hurt the performances. Nice for Spurs to get him for another year.


by jalfrezi k

When 2 goals in 13 games is a forward doing really well I think we're beginning to see the depth of the problems at the Sours (it isn't only the players).

What a surprise lol.

- He isn't a striker (and clearly his finishing is problematic)
- You clearly didn't watch the games (obviously)
- It's super low risk
- Nobody thinks he's going to turn into prime Ribery

Brennan Johnson had the same amount of assists as Martin Odegaard last year. Not too many people would look at that and snap conclude they're as good at creating goals as each other.



Werner = Saka clearly


by TheGramuel k

What a surprise lol.

- He isn't a striker (and clearly his finishing is problematic)
- You clearly didn't watch the games (obviously)
- It's super low risk
- Nobody thinks he's going to turn into prime Ribery

Brennan Johnson had the same amount of assists as Martin Odegaard last year. Not too many people would look at that and snap conclude they're as good at creating goals as each other.

1. True but afaics he's only in the 75th percentile for assists.
2. Obviously
3. True-ish but takes up a squad space and playing time so it's not low cost
4. True


by TheGramuel k

Werner = Saka clearly

Interesting. Where's that from?

Not the same source as



by jalfrezi k

3. True-ish but takes up a squad space and playing time so it's not low cost

If we somehow sign the ~10 premier league standard players we need for it to be even be close to him not being in the best 26 players then I'll be doing cartwheels.


by jalfrezi k

Interesting. Where's that from?

Not the same source as

www.understat.com


by TheGramuel k

If we somehow sign the ~10 premier league standard players we need for it to be even be close to him not being in the best 26 players then I'll be doing cartwheels.

lol ok fair enough.


by TheGramuel k

Ok. understats only seems to show attacking stats for attacking players, and not the progressive passes and defensive work they (or some of them) do, right?
I guess that's why most of the podcasts use fbref (the pro version of it that I don't have).


by YellowBentines k

A lot of sourpusses itt, a bit like the politics thread. I will wish you happy birthday though.

Huh? Who's being sour?


It’s astonishing how much Maresca looks like if you asked AI to combine Pep and Arteta.

Boehly and co. are outsmarting everyone else so badly it’s not even fair.


by PoseidonCubed k

It’s astonishing how much Maresca looks like if you asked AI to combine Pep and Arteta.

Boehly and co. are outsmarting everyone else so badly it’s not even fair.

I've always thought Mckenna looks like a cross between Phil and Gary Neville


by PeteBlow k

Huh? Who's being sour?

Everyone except me cos nobody else wished you happy birthday.

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