2024 NFL Off-season Thread

2024 NFL Off-season Thread

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12 February 2024 at 01:49 PM
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by StoppedRainingMen k

Wife has already vowed we are ****ing in the bathroom for both of their weddings

A sign that you married well.


stumbled on this old PBS Frontline: An Unauthorized History of the NFL

pretty wild reporting i'd never heard on connections between players, owners and the mob. Rozelle comes off terribly. the reporter drowned in a weird accident some months after breaking the story.


So who gets married first; Kelce and Swift or Belichick and his 24 year old cheerleader girlfriend?


Does Kelce pay for the engagement ring or does Swift?


by All-inMcLovin k

Does Kelce pay for the engagement ring or does Swift?

Kelce's a TE. He doesn't give orders; he follows them.


by Tom Ames k

Kelce's a TE. He doesn't give orders; he follows them.

The order might be "buy me an engagement ring" though.


by madlex k

The order might be "buy me an engagement ring" though.

That's right. He'll do whatever he's told.

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Wouldn't you?


You know who isn't a Chief? Terrell Lewis. Hah!


by Tom Ames k

That's right. He'll do whatever he's told.

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Wouldn't you?

I'm married with kids. I always do whatever I'm told.


by StoppedRainingMen k

Been too busy getting banned in politics a few times to put together a stream of consciousness but here’s the catch all update:

1. My ENTIRE extended family hates me apparently. The only way I could have them sitting in proximity with each other based on the layout of the venue and, I thought, enjoying themselves by being surrounded by people they knew had them sitting relatively far away from me. I thought I was doing them a favor, they took it personally. Ordinarily I wouldn’t care but it’s bee

What happened with the clean up bill? Did they just fold?


I paid some to the extent of what I felt was reasonable which amounted to the things my wife blindly signed me up for (the alcohol) and an additional 1k of ‘go the **** away’ money

Unless I’m randomly going to get served out of nowhere that’s pretty much where it ended


by StoppedRainingMen k

I paid some to the extent of what I felt was reasonable which amounted to the things my wife blindly signed me up for (the alcohol) and an additional 1k of ‘go the **** away’ money

Unless I’m randomly going to get served out of nowhere that’s pretty much where it ended

All things considered, doesn't seem too bad, sounds like it could have easily been worse.


Another day, another Chiefs arrest

https://www.espn.com.au/nfl/story/_/id/4...


by Melkerson k

All things considered, doesn't seem too bad, sounds like it could have easily been worse.

You mean if 9 month after the wedding one of his cousins has a funny looking baby?

( In AI you call that the Habsburg problem)

by feel wrath k

Another day, another Chiefs arrest

https://www.espn.com.au/nfl/story/_/id/4...

Same practice squad guy as last time.


by madlex k

I'm married with kids. I always do whatever I'm told.

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by madlex k

You mean if 9 month after the wedding one of his cousins has a funny looking baby?

( In AI you call that the Habsburg problem)

Same practice squad guy as last time.

Thank goodness! At least Andy doesn't have to clear a bedroom for another new adoption project.

Yet.


Is it safe again to read this thread??


by Tuma k

Is it safe again to read this thread??

Can you show us on the doll where the guests at the wedding reception touched you while discussing the use of the nearby public restroom?


by Tuma k

Is it safe again to read this thread??

For now. bahbahmickey hasn't posted in here since voicing his displeasure about being called a racist.


I won’t call myself a hero, but I won’t deny that I am one


by StoppedRainingMen k

I won’t call myself a hero, but I won’t deny that I am one

My hero rankings:
1. Dolphins Ruxin
2. SRM
3. Jesus Christ


That chiefs guy got arressted again. Buggs. This time not an animal, burglery domestic assault. Charges sounds like he kicked in his ex door or something. He is having a rough summer.

I guess chiefs are going with Rice eventhough he crashes up interstate and just walks away, beat some guy a club.. but he was at youth football camp with some teamates the other day and told the press..

“Try to be positive so that everybody can feel your love and your great energy.”

On all those charges and things...

“I’ve learned so much from that”

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/chi...


by smartDFS k

stumbled on this old PBS Frontline: An Unauthorized History of the NFL

pretty wild reporting i'd never heard on connections between players, owners and the mob. Rozelle comes off terribly. the reporter drowned in a weird accident some months after breaking the story.

I clicked on it. In the opening they said "the action of this story takes place off the field. It's a story about bookies. Its a story about the outlaw line. Football, illegal gambling, and the mafia."

Ok that video is savvvvvved. I can only give your post a plus 1, but know that I cherish you.


g-bebe sporting a stiffy this morning


They are sexy.

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