UEFA European Football Championship 2024
what?: football, of the european variety
when?: june 14-july 14
where?: deutschland!
why?: why not
how?: fast kicking, and some heading. also some hands on balls probably
who?:
group a
germany
scotland
hungary
switzerland
group b
spain
croatia
italy
albania
group c
slovenia
denmark
serbia
england
group d
poland
netherlands
austria
france
group e
belgium
slovakia
romania
ukraine
group f
turkey
georgia
portugal
czech republic
so, who ya got?
As soon as it came up pre match that Stuart Atwell was in VAR I said it wasn’t going to go well…
As a dutchie we have always been spoiled with world class attacking players like Van Basten, Bergkamp, Van Nistelrooij, Van Persie, Robben
Look at what we have now. A burnt out Memphis and Wout ****ing Weghorst
Remember that the linesman + referee changed their own mind and ruled it offside, I don't think VAR is to blame for letting their call stand. The linesman probably saw the ball pass by in front of clearly offside positioned Dumfries, and didn't realize how far behind him Maignan was and how quick it all went.
The problem is that to conclude that a player who is literally between the ball and the goalkeeper is NOT (meaningfully) offside they would have to, if only in the slightest, judge the goalkeeper's ability to get to the ball in time (in the counterfactual scenario that Dumfries isn't there to literally block or even distract the goalkeeper), which you really don't want them to have to do.
Something that happens more often: when a quick player or renowned finisher is fouled en route to 1v1, they surely award a DOGSO more often than if the exact same foul was against a conspicuously slow or bad player - but I don't think that is right.
Having said that, if France score this goal I'm pretty sure it counts (linesman never interferes or VAR does).
Maybe you feel like you have to but I don't get the celebrating like crazy when you know you just scored with your hand
Worst rule in sports strikes again
Yes, it was handball. But what if Georgia had scored from their mammoth opportunity anyway? Would they have cancelled the goal and given the pen?
LOL TURKS
berk-y
key observations:
turkish fans were very loud to start but lost heart quickly; 0 chance this lot would take constantinople
refs hates turks
pepe, who looks about 55 but in fact is only 53 (estimate), is moving smoother than ronaldo
ronaldo is either injured or megaultracooked
portugal are quite good
berk-y
Tournament has basically been worldies, Benny Hill moments and absolutely nothing in between, right?
I'm concerned the penalty floodgates have been opened
All these kids coming onto the pitch to get a selfie with Ronaldo and nobody has noticed the kid who came on wearing a Turkey number 8 shirt
You'd think Lahm could organize a better defense than that
Portugal too ez
And now for the main course Belgium getting embarassed by team draculitos
****ing rits conceded before i turned the tv on
despite score yellow team romains enthusiastic
ROU are decent
Wait... Courtois quit on the team because he was passed over for ASSISTANT captain in favour of Big Rom? Lol
ROM
welp
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
butnahhhhh