UEFA European Football Championship 2024

Another snooze fest from Southgate

Someone tell Southgate this is the European Championship, not the English Championship

All four teams should be eliminated.

for england to be this turgid and **** and top the group tells me that all 4 teams should be going home.

Slovenia been shafted although if they finished 2nd they'd have played Germany so maybe not

I mean this is exactly the same as England's group in Italia 90 where Ireland got into coinflips and avoided Germany

One 0-0 in the whole tournament.
Group C: Hold my beer

You can have ours

They both believe football is about simply not sending everyone forward at the same time (if that) and pray your striker scores first, nothing more. Which means that is exactly what we'll witness in ro16

This is wrong oops 😊

So either Netherlands or whoever finishes 3rd in Group E

Smashed it. Topped the group lads. No easy games at this level etc.

It's never been more en route home.

England will make the semis beating heavyweights like czechia and ukraine and southgate will get a massive contract extension.

As a United fan, I badly hope this happens so that Southgate never enters consideration

Surely after these games he would not get a sniff at United.

Look at the squad he has and the end product. United squad is waaaaay behind this England roster.

I also liked how this was a no pressure game and he just casually tosses out his previous starting XI. Benny Blanco goat for not going.

I guess it's better to be lucky than good. Yet another tournament where England under Southgate luckbox a clear path to the final, and it's just a question of how badly they underperform.

Hasn’t everyone had enough of him by now? The only manager to have things thrown at him after topping the group. Maybe he’s had enough too.

That Potter chap still out of work? Seems likeable and positive.

G-SOUTH-G blasting his way through another major tournament while literally everyone is furious at him again, what a HERO

Cole Palmer's arrival was treated as if it was the second coming of Christ. I know he did a bit, but he had the luxury of arriving against a tiring opponent, and he wasn't that good.

Also, I have worked out why Harry Kane has been so ****, he's moonlighting as after a long evening looking slow last night he was on my train at 7 o'clock this morning.

Spoiler

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Poor lad

Rare photo of him without dribble on his chin there.

LOLLLLL

Looks like Foden's mam has been in another scrap.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art...

Breaking: it's the arrival of Phil's third child. Although you can't rule out his mam chinning someone after she's had a few cans to celebrate.

Third child at 23 or whatever it is? Dude's more prolific off the pitch than on