UEFA European Football Championship 2024
what?: football, of the european variety
when?: june 14-july 14
where?: deutschland!
why?: why not
how?: fast kicking, and some heading. also some hands on balls probably
who?:
group a
germany
scotland
hungary
switzerland
group b
spain
croatia
italy
albania
group c
slovenia
denmark
serbia
england
group d
poland
netherlands
austria
france
group e
belgium
slovakia
romania
ukraine
group f
turkey
georgia
portugal
czech republic
so, who ya got?
Another snooze fest from Southgate
Someone tell Southgate this is the European Championship, not the English Championship
All four teams should be eliminated.
for england to be this turgid and **** and top the group tells me that all 4 teams should be going home.
Slovenia been shafted although if they finished 2nd they'd have played Germany so maybe not
I mean this is exactly the same as England's group in Italia 90 where Ireland got into coinflips and avoided Germany
One 0-0 in the whole tournament.
Group C: Hold my beer
So England will play Netherlands in R16 unless Czechia beat Turkey tomorrow in which case Turkey would finish 3rd and play England
Or if Georgia somehow beat Portugal and finish 3rd they'll play England lol
Winner of that R16 tie will play Italy/Swiss in the QFs
They both believe football is about simply not sending everyone forward at the same time (if that) and pray your striker scores first, nothing more. Which means that is exactly what we'll witness in ro16
Smashed it. Topped the group lads. No easy games at this level etc.
It's never been more en route home.
England will make the semis beating heavyweights like czechia and ukraine and southgate will get a massive contract extension.
Surely after these games he would not get a sniff at United.
Look at the squad he has and the end product. United squad is waaaaay behind this England roster.
I also liked how this was a no pressure game and he just casually tosses out his previous starting XI. Benny Blanco goat for not going.
England will make the semis beating heavyweights like czechia and ukraine and southgate will get a massive contract extension.
I guess it's better to be lucky than good. Yet another tournament where England under Southgate luckbox a clear path to the final, and it's just a question of how badly they underperform.
England will make the semis beating heavyweights like czechia and ukraine and southgate will get a massive contract extension.
Hasn’t everyone had enough of him by now? The only manager to have things thrown at him after topping the group. Maybe he’s had enough too.
That Potter chap still out of work? Seems likeable and positive.
G-SOUTH-G blasting his way through another major tournament while literally everyone is furious at him again, what a HERO
Cole Palmer's arrival was treated as if it was the second coming of Christ. I know he did a bit, but he had the luxury of arriving against a tiring opponent, and he wasn't that good.
Also, I have worked out why Harry Kane has been so ****, he's moonlighting as after a long evening looking slow last night he was on my train at 7 o'clock this morning.
Poor lad
Rare photo of him without dribble on his chin there.
Cole Palmer's arrival was treated as if it was the second coming of Christ. I know he did a bit, but he had the luxury of arriving against a tiring opponent, and he wasn't that good.
Also, I have worked out why Harry Kane has been so ****, he's moonlighting as after a long evening looking slow last night he was on my train at 7 o'clock this morning.
LOLLLLL
Looks like Foden's mam has been in another scrap.
Breaking: it's the arrival of Phil's third child. Although you can't rule out his mam chinning someone after she's had a few cans to celebrate.
Third child at 23 or whatever it is? Dude's more prolific off the pitch than on