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Good Morning Sammy I just woke up and an now drinking a Capuccino, what's the weather like?
Haha, they also have Peninsula Power vs Brisbane Roar over 2,5 @ odds 1.69. They are so dumb, Sammy will make them go broke.
edit: Just looked at Bet365 odds, they have odds 1.65 on over 3,5 goals, hahahaha Danish bookies are so dumb, it's like stealing candy from a German
1-0 after 10 mins, Sammy is making that money
nice
Sammy also made this combo...
Sammy's been awake for 3 hours and already made more money than the average German does in a month. Life is so easy when you're great at everything.
Sammy just placed a large bet on Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles vs Newcastle Knights. Over 42.5 points @ odds 1.75, Danish bookie seems to not know what they are doing in this game.
Game will start in 11 mins, Sammy will make that money
Haha, they also have Peninsula Power vs Brisbane Roar over 2,5 @ odds 1.69. They are so dumb, Sammy will make them go broke.
edit: Just looked at Bet365 odds, they have odds 1.65 on over 3,5 goals, hahahaha Danish bookies are so dumb, it's like stealing candy from a German
I'm so great at everything I do
You people should try to be more like Sammy, your lives will improve immensely.
Hahahahaha, also made this one later at lower odds, but still too good pass.
I'm a prodigy
This a gift for you dum dums, even though you don't deserve it.
Ventforet Kofu - Varen Nagasaki over 2.5 @ odds 1.87 (Japan - J2 league )
Game starts at 11am Danish time, place your life savings on it.
edit: also this one
Gyeongju KHNP - Pocheon over 2.5 @ odds 1.87 (Korea 3rd league) starts 10:30 am
Just like old times. Sammy's so much better for 2+2 when he's drunk.
And again, I can't miss today
Betting on Korean 3rd league is smart for a Dane; same peninsular mindset! 😀
Holy ****, if I told you how much money I made today you wouldn't believe me
In other news: the sky over Sammy's head is now blacker than he's ever seen before in his life. Crazy weather is about to happen in what looks like minutes
Wtf is happening. 15 mins ago it looked like the Apocalypse 2024 outside Sammy's windows, now the sun is shining. This is what happens when we **** with nature. Stop poluting now guys, you are killing Denmark
RIP Denmark
RIP Sammy
RIP Denmarkians. That's what you get for betting Women's Korean 3rd league
Also Mr. Sheeps, just to let you know, I missed ze big glories but after one tourney and zero cash played thus far, I'm currently well ahead of your Vegas total. I should just retire like that 😃 I also acquired some hwadache and irritable stomach or something, but it seems to get better. I blame Schnitzelinder...
Actually pretty nice, looks like the weather gods are scared of Sammy. They did create a small lake in Sammy's garden over night though.
Are you sure the weather gods did that, not a couple of German tourists?
Also Mr. Sheeps, just to let you know, I missed ze big glories but after one tourney and zero cash played thus far, I'm currently well ahead of your Vegas total. I should just retire like that 😃 I also acquired some hwadache and irritable stomach or something, but it seems to get better. I blame Schnitzelinder...
Sheep is proud of FWWM.
I'm a professional so I only started drinking now to peek for the Euros final while Sammy already passed out right now and he'll wake up 10 hours from now
