either july or you don't

There isn't enough alcohol in the world for me to un-see what I have seen in this thread in the last week

have you tried isopropyl

Tune in next week when the boys will have me starring in Brokeback Mountain 2 with Lil Nas X.

I’d like to report I had a lovely day flying American Airlines today. To their credit, they managed to get me on another flight after mine was cancelled. Although via Chicago from Phoenix to Portland.

And then stand for just under two hours at the Avis counter because they have to manually assign a car because they are still broken. Oh, and now at the Hilton feeling guilty about going out for a walk in the beautiful Salem evening because the god damned key won’t open my door. The poor desk clerk looks like she is about to faint because she has to escort every guest to their room to open the door.

Great day.

Ah! That explains the lack of homicidal ideation after a day like that.

Enjoy. And best wishes to all!

three hours from now the poker a scion gets married off along the 45th parallel of oregon
somewhere around a solid solemn hour travel south to salem from the columbia gorge of woody guthie song
not many men done the thing that you've done

Dusted off the clubs today and fired a 38 with Jr and my father's friends. I've never broken 80.

.38 is a nice gun, how was the golf?

when's the last time you used your thumb as the spray nozzle on a garden hose

Chicken + lamb over rice w salad and onions/peppers cooked on grill w meat + white sauce + extra white sauce = heaven in food form

A few months ago. Then I went out and bought a spray nozzle.

2 days ago refilling the bird bath.

This weekend, because I was too lazy to move the nozzle from the back yard hose to the front yard hose.

Opposite for me. Used the sprayer in the front and haven't bothered to move it back to the back where it belongs.

asking cause pup pissed on the patio last night and thumb muscle memory allowed liquid redirection from my feet towards the landscape by simply rolling a fingerprint
squeeze tighter, spray further

l i q u i d
r e d i r e c t i o n

this man knows how to thump his thumb on a space bar

It's like riding a bicycle.
No opposable thumbs required, but they're always a help.

A quick spray in the pup's direction decreases the probability of further recurrences.

Adel's in NYC is the apex this.

I thought you just kinked the hose about 4 inches from the end.

Only people who hate fun use a nozzle 👍