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Apparently break dance is now an Olympic discipline. Wtf

There's a blue guy on my tv right now, wth is this?

I'm a big fan of hairy girls so I should be ok.

Also, there was a brief moment of Mylene Farmer there and I'm one of the few straight guys in the world who absolutely love her, so it doesn't get more solid ground than that.

Morph's the kind of guy to grow his beard to support Konchita Wurst

Morph can't grow hair

We're neighbors and basically the same country though.

You must've not grown up in the 70s and 80's.
Danish girls in my days were definitely hairy - and we loved them for it.

Sammy only started having sex in the 2000's

I'm waiting till the 2030's to protect myself from Chlamydia

This!

that norwegian guy is super old and has a weird taste in women.

I'm not even sure if starting to have sex in the 2000's and later even counts as having sex, but let's leave that for another debate.

What's up with this masked olympic torch bearer stuff? If it's going to live up to the hype, it has to be Michael Jackson. Or at least Marius Müller.

It's gonna be Joe Biden

According to the rumours, it's Celine Dion.

That's a bit of disappointment since I was hoping it would be a hairy Danish woman.

It's Kylian Mbappé

The legs gave him away + he's a former ballet dancer.

Edit: The masked torch bearer and Dion are not the same. Which is pretty obvious if it's the same one that did the athletic stuff.

So... Dion will be there, but the torch bearer may still be Michael Jackson.

Double edit: MJ was really athletic so... pretty sure it's him. Or Elvis. Anything else would be a disappointment.

It's not Elvis

Lance Armstrong maybe, they love him in France.

That was a bit of a joke - obviously Elvis wouldn't choose such a cheesy scene for his comeback.

MJ is still an option though.

Also - making this my mobile background for the duration of the Olympics.

And maybe beyond.

Do it

OMG - Zidane is going to headbutt the masked torch bearer!

Edit: Ok - headbutt Nadal! Headbutt someone! Why are you even here?!

I see Carl Lewis

All of these laser beams should have Jean-Michel Jarre playing his laser harp.

I'm not recognizing this as an official French performance if we don't get JMJ.

Srsly - why even have an olympics in France if JMJ isn't doing his laser harp?

(And MJ as the masked torch bearer.)