omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166
Schlitz is your daddy and Dabz is your...step...daddy?
Damn, when I read the text you sounded in my head like the watchfinder guy:
...and I misread the "isn't" as "is"! 
well it isn't a problem if you just turn the watch around when the number are upside down
...well, imagine you were wearing a watch (I know you don't) and try doing it right now! 🙂
Watchfinder guy is a grateful and content person. He doesn't tear down watches he builds them up
when i saw that white blonde-haired british girl win the gold medal 800m footrace i of course thought of dazzle. specifically the part at the end where she pulled far ahead and it looked like she was being chased by a group of migrants
lol
That’s pretty funny.
Or it would be if it weren’t for the fact 9 children were stabbed (three of whom are dead) by a Rwandan, just last week.
Or the soldier who was murdered by a migrant, also recently.
Or the kids who were stabbed in Ireland by a migrant.
Or the kids who were stabbed in France by a migrant.
Or the kids who were murdered by the terrorist attacker at the Ariana Grande concert.
Or the systematic grooming and rape of British girls by Pakistani Muslims.
What’s really funny is the insane notion that young men clearly on an adventure are “asylum seekers”.
That’s funny stuff.
dabs stop hording all the wallabies!
The Wallabies are not native, and the have to go.
Are you joking?
Importing foreign species is potentially harmful to native biodiversity.
You live in Australia ffs. You need to abide but strict rules just to take a pet there. Let alone a wild animal.
Have you not seen that Simpsons episode? Smh.
that's pretty.
