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Diesel's rating of the pie

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Watch the videos where they make that crap and ask yourself if you want Candy Man's hair/dandruff/other random fluid in YOUR snack.

It's like once you've seen what goes into a hot dog, you'll never eat another one ever again.

I can't wait for the vlog discussing the high number of fatalities caused by tails on the shrimp.

While ELD enjoys the Bellagio celbration dinner buffet, Think Blue eats chicken and potato wedges at the employee dining room and reports that his two friends have also started new poker vlogs.

LOL. They make a great handle. I guess he wants to eat shrimp with a spoon.

Meanwhile he gets macaroni, which you can get at a Walmart deli. Or a frozen Stouffers.

How much is that buffet anyway?

I think the sign said $54.95

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I heard he sold the movie rights, and it was made as "Life of Pi".

When he said 8.81 I wanted to throw the remote through the TV.

Also what's up with the tail on the shrimp? WTF? Can't wait to hear this stupidity.

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Would not surprise me at all with this guy. His next tagline will be "shrimp is a spoon food"

Rice is adamant that only a demon would serve up shrimp with the tail still on. I'm guessing he lacks the dexterity or fine motor skill to remove the tails himself, so he expects it done for him. I can just imagine him trying to get meat out of a crab leg!

He obviously never learned how to use a fork and knife, so now he only eats foods that can be eaten with a spoon. I'm just surprised his meat shearing scissors didn't make an appearance. Those bad boys can transform anything into a spoon food in seconds

The other hilarious thing is how he is utterly clueless about so many common foods that literally everyone is familiar with. It's like if a food isn't on his list of pre approved spoon foods then he doesn't even acknowledge it's existence.

not eating hotdogs is like not having unprotected sex, live a little

If the food doesn't come out of a can or a pouch, it's not on Diesel's radar.

If I never indulged in things that looked odd, tasted funny, or smelled different, I would never have any fun.

As a matter of fact, I would be Diesel.

Is Diesel really that clueless about Asian food or is he trolling us?? He gave himself a nickname with Rice in it but struggles to say biryani rice, has no clue what it is, and calls shumai: pork and shrimp meatballs. I would say 100% he is just clueless but in one part of the bellagio buffet video he struggles to pronounce shumai and then in another part he pronounces it fine. Riceisaspoonfood is basically saying “eat like an American” so I am still leaning that he is just a boorish idiot but not totally sure.

It’s all spectrum stuff

Rice is preparing a class action suit.

Short selling Kroger now.

Krogers is ****ed

aren't u worried about getting diseases though?

that's the reason why i'll never eat a hot dog

I’m shocked that he’s not up to his eyeballs in free Gatorades and chocolate milk from his Caesars lawsuit.

Would you fellate one, Dr Freud ?

I've been in a slaughter house on kill day and watched them make hot dogs. Hard pass for life, and that was 20+ years ago.
The sound that grinder makes is something out of a horror movie.

I once heard a carrot scream as it was ripped from Mother Earth.

I haven't eaten since.

The worst disease is a little kid. You have it for life.

that's why i use plenty of condiments

..wait what are we talking about again?