Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
For whatever reason, my passport doesn't have my middle initial. I was denied a RealID from PA because of this even though I needed my driver's license to get my passport.
I cant leave the country because of how much of a cluster**** my birth certificate (peru) , green card paper, dont align
my driver license doesnt even have my first name on it..
its C
That Jason Alexander isn't truly appreciated for his masterful performance as George Costanza, when in reality he's actually Nothing like the character.
i started always putting my middle initial on boarding passes when flying outside the USA because on my than one occasion i've gotten the "sir, this ticket is for rick roll and you are not him but rather rick j roll you can not use that man's ticket"
never came to blows - was always able to sweet talk my way through it, but it's something i always try to avoid future hassles on by always including it
TSA pre check also requires the names to match exactly on your boarding pass even though you have a KTN and an ID. I now have global entry and think I can get a RealID with that, but the PA DMVs advice was to get my SS card changed. Really? That is the best course of action here?
I have a security clearance which requires a background check and a polygraph, but I can't get a RealID.
It gets even better if you have a suffix. Back in the days of paper files, I had a credit union lose my account because they had filed it under the number (which I had forgotten) and under what some clerk thought was my last name, "V."
Manbuns
"My Watchlist" for Amazon Prime Video is randomly down the page about 18 rows. Why would that be? Who designs this ****?
People that think Christopher Walken was funny on SNL.
Shouldn't piss me off, probably the same people that think Jon Stewart and Will Ferell are funny.
More cowbell. Jon Stewart. Whale's vagina. All great.
People that think Christopher Walken was funny on SNL.
Shouldn't piss me off, probably the same people that think Jon Stewart and Will Ferell are funny.
They say if you think something is funny or you think it's not funny, you're correct.
But if you think Will Ferrell is all not funny, then it's you, you're the problem.
Crazy talk.
Broken YouTube LinkBroken YouTube Linkthat NFL preseason games exist
The phrase, 'If you know, you know'.
That sometimes I don't know.
I know everything!
Well, you know, there are the known unknowns and the unknown unknowns...
well, you see
some silly pseudo-italians associate a certain self-identity with heritage islands never actually lived upon
better results found with ground sicilian psilosybin caps
