Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how s
Those plastic square things they tie loaves of bread with.
Asians
A fellow named Tom, quite a chum,
Would say, “If you know you know, let’s assume.”
He’d chuckle and smile,
A carefree style,
And say, “Wisdom’s in what we presume.”
The Little League World Series
A fellow named Tom, quite a chum,
Would say, “If you know you know, let’s assume.”
He’d chuckle and smile,
A carefree style,
And say, “Wisdom’s in what we presume.”
👍
When I was a kid there was some brand of LLWS held in my hometown every year that was remarkably all white kids and mostly teams from nearby states. When I discovered that wasn't THE LLWS, I somehow instantly and permanently lost all interest in any variety of LLWS. I just didn't trust them any more.
Generally thought Walken SNLs were weaker than most. Cowbell sketch was awesome but I think the king Walken sketch was
"The rest of the interview will be centaur questions."
The Meg being more entertaining than the lest 10 comic book movies. Only 10 years late watching on the HBO.
You’ve watched 10 comic book movies?
Only 2 weeks away from seeing what the ad-wizards came up with to show me as commercials for the next 6 months during NFL games.
Spoiler
Me no write good.
Ozempic
hoping for a slew of Jake Fromm State Farm ads
Whatever happened to just putting hot chicks in commercials instead of athletes trying to be funny? Give me that LSU gymnast chick or that chick with a mole from the 90s over two NFL players singing what a girl wants.
Also, chicks getting way too into fantasy football. Most people already hate fantasy football guy, why would y'all add on to the horrible Tuesday conversation?(probably multiple humorists have said the same, it still rings true).imo
Pollsters thinking telephone surveys are in anyway accurate. Nobody with any sense or under the age of 70 is talking to these people. Minimum 3 times a day from current state and previous state.
Any tattoo that parents get about their kids, especially the footprint/handprint ones.
How about the opposite? BiL has his parents DOB on him (among many other images). Not sure why he did it.
Never occurred to me until seeing this spelling. Is Jake, Jon Frum's grandson? Secondarily, does he deliver as well as Jon?
amazing reference
John Frum (also called Jon Frum, John Brum, and John Prum) is a figure associated with cargo cults on the island of Tanna in Vanuatu. He is often depicted as an American World War II serviceman who will bring wealth and prosperity to the people if they follow him. Quoting David Attenborough's report of an encounter: "'E look like you. 'E got white face. 'E tall man. 'E live 'long South America."
In the 1990s, there were still reportedly over 5,000 members of the John Frum movement. Belief in John Frum is in decline, however; as of 2022, there are fewer than 500 practitioners. Currently, only the village of Lamakara is faithful to the John Frum faith on the island of Tanna. The rest of the island has been mostly converted by Christian missionaries based in Sulphur Bay
tattoos in general IMO, but tbh they're such a personal choice that almost anyone analysing and rationalising anyone else's choice of something to have imprinted on their body for the rest of their life almost always ends up in a 'wtf'
Restaurants listing what farm their meat is from. Nobody knows or cares what the place is. Also, I'm sure I've seen Snake River Farms in dozens of restaurants. The farm isn't anything exclusive or bragworthy. Almost as dumb as certified angus beef.


