Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

I like how in yesterday's vlog, El D confirms that he pointlessly rambles on saying the same thing over and over so that he can make an 8 minute video which qualifies him to run mid-roll ads to drive his revenue up.

you mean like he does in every video

El Diesel Analytics... It's like Rice Pudding.

we need pman and bikeking to make their triumphant return to poker.

too late for that, this is already the asian appreciation thread

The Stratosphere Nomad predicts that nomads will become nihilistic due to girls not dating nomads and thus the Vegas homeless population will rise up and overthrow those with homes to redistribute wealth:

https://youtu.be/ZvnW5Y8oPSE?si=PS2tNWDx2DUw5Um4&t=510

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Young Men Are Giving Up! Rise of the Black Pill Community

Agree that referencing a fixed cell so you can imput the value is a good idea and often better than hard coding the value in your formula. But repeating a value on every row of a column doesn't even seem to have flexibility in mind. It is just convoluted and boneheaded which is pretty much peak rice!!

This thread will be minimum 10x better if it sticks.

There are 100,000 asian porn sites. Only one mayo packet, bio hazard beard, shat towel, $7/hr poker “pro” vlogs. Appreciate the Art.

If you think Jenny D is similar to helloitslynne then you're either racist, sexist, or a moron.

Why is ElD seemingly incredibly proud of how he displays 3 with his fingers? I mean how many times have we seen that and now it's even in his thumbnail.

I feel like I'm getting mixed messages here. But, look, if we end up wanting to screen test Margaret Cho for the role of Donna, the Hollywood bean-counters tell me diversity in casting sells more popcorn. Rounders 3: Rise of the Nomad is gonna thread the woke needle, mark my words!

You simps are getting creepier by the day.

Rounders 3: Rise of the Nomad needs a futuristic setting in 2032 after the F1 contract finally ends and where poker dealers are replaced by robots and the Mirage is replaced by a guitar shaped building.

Opening scene is all Vegas drivers celebrating the end of strip construction projects but Matt Damon is seen locked in the room in Harrahs cooking rice and sipping on a glass of chocolate milk from Target.

Scene two: Matt Damon makes his way to the Horseshoe some call Bally's and is seen arguing with a robot poker dealer and requesting the floor.

Classic Council Bluffs

Neeme, Wolfgang and Jaman give their results for every session they vlog. 100 percent. Rice claims to give the most resulta. No, you don't give 100 percent results. So no you don't give more results than any other vlogger.

$1/hr profit in a season and he's proud of it.

Classic Nomad thinking.

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Diesel had a huge downswing during today's vlog. Lost 5 over pairs in about an hour. Went from up $100 to down $200 so he lost a buy in!!!!!

Crazy crazy downswing. Could be up there for a record downswing in an hour's time.

No wonder he always says if people ran as bad as he has gone through, they would quit poker forever.

Also, Diesel got a double barrel bluff through. Flop got checked around and he bet turn and river. Wow!!!!! What skill he employed in that hand.

Diesel once again brags that he gives out more results than other vloggers, except for daily session results and year end results but who really cares about that if you are a professional poker player making a poker vlog.

The first minute and a half of todays video is either Nomad's autism or his copium on full display. People keep asking for 'more results' You would think this woul be a simple request but Nomad has to analyse this and then comes to the conclusion that people aren't actually saying what they mean.

For sure a combo of both autism tendencies and his coping/mental gymnastics.

Viewers arent interested in his yearly results bagged together in a massive bowl of different numbers/diagrams and percentages.

They want simple daily sessions results, how much did you lose or how much did you win. But of course Nomad dont want this,because then more people can target him easier when they can get a much more detailed picture of his playing style/scared money ubernit approach/total lack of swings up or down.

LOL the way clowns in here simp on PBoy, Diesel and the Candy Man is what’s truly creepy.

Of course not,Nomad knows everything better than anyone else. Also he thinks he is better than anyone else regardless what we are talking about, for example he truly believes he is a more skilled driver than the worlds top pro racecar drivers.

And still he have been living on poverty income level for years and he is a lol low level achiever. Totally makes sense, story checks out.

If you think about it, simping over hot Asian poker playing chicks is a big step up for some of us.

Don't forget that he should be a NFL coach since he would be the best candidate for that job also.

Rice's commenters are never right. We are all idiots and he is the all seeing all knowing OZ

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True. I just think over the top attention, good or bad, should be directed to the poker vlog weirdos of the world. Pman, bikeking, trooper, Diesel gave us some great fodder. We are down to Diesel and he seems on the verge of tapping out now. What will become of us when he moves on after his 3 months hiatus at his parents basement? Yes, I'm calling it....he's done.