Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.

1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.

Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"

It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."

2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.

Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.

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When someone walking in front of me turns their head back to look behind them.


how they turn the lights off and on at sporting events nowadays when the game is over. doesnt translate well on TV


Fingerless gloves.


Guy at Denver airport the other day was wearing a Coca-Cola shirt but drinking a diet pepsi.


Soft drink enthusiast


by joejoe1337 k

Soft drink enthusiast

the doctor also prepares my diet so that maximum nutrition is available to me


ESPN opened sportscenter with opening round of WNBA highlights on final day of ML reg season, NFL sunday, and college football highlights from yesterday. #StuScottsideye

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**** their stupid David Stern contract and unwatchable "highlights" interrupted by stupid banter.


WNBA, lol............


That the women in the WNBA don't get paid as much as the men in the NBA.


by All-inMcLovin k

That the women in the WNBA don't get paid as much as the men in the NBA.

good one


When you misread the title of thread as "Best Wrestling Poems" and are sadly disappointed in the content of the thread.


sounds like someone needs to start a new thread 😀


by AzOther1 k

When you misread the title of thread as "Best Wrestling Poems" and are sadly disappointed in the content of the thread.

Better than "Best Western Pornos" and immediately thinking of Roy and Dale.

Posting for a friend.


Calling soreredeyes, calling soreredeyes. Can we get some post verse up in here?


by AzOther1 k

When you misread the title of thread as "Best Wrestling Poems" and are sadly disappointed in the content of the thread.

What about that title would lead you to believe the thread would be good?


College football helmet stickers. Every teammate, coach, employee, and fan knows who the top players are. You're not 6 years old and you are getting an NIL bag now not needing some stupid sticker.


by marknfw k

Calling soreredeyes, calling soreredeyes. Can we get some post verse up in here?

yep, on it boss
right after someone else shares a poem


In the squared circle, under the bright lights’ gleam,
The warriors of the ring chase their ultimate dream.
From the top rope they soar, with courage and might,
In the heart of the battle, they fight through the night.


The crowd roars loud, as the bell rings clear,
Heroes and villains, their destinies near.
With muscles flexed and faces grim,
They enter the ring, ready to win.


Hulk Hogan, with his mighty leg drop,
The Ultimate Warrior, never to stop.
Macho Man Randy Savage, with his flying elbow,
And Bret “The Hitman” Hart, with his sharpshooter flow.


The Undertaker rises from the dark abyss,
Shawn Michaels’ sweet chin music, a move not to miss.
Stone Cold Steve Austin, with a stunner so bold,
And The Rock, with his eyebrow, a story untold.


In this world of power, glory, and fame,
Each wrestler fights to make a name.
With passion and pride, they give their all,
In the grand spectacle of wrestling, they stand tall.


So here’s to the legends, the icons of old,
Their stories of valor, forever retold.
In the heart of the ring, where dreams come alive,
The spirit of wrestling will always survive.


maniac gym man with a mic
not cool profit comes before labor
who decides what is ethical


by AzOther1 k

When you misread the title of thread as "Best Wrestling Poems" and are sadly disappointed in the content of the thread.

Are you ****ing happy now?! Well, are you?


Snoop Dogg showing up too often. Not even a top 25 90's rapper. His claim to fame is smoking weed, everyone does. Give me New Orleans guys, Houston guys, ATL guys then 90s NY and Cali rappers

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Nelly and Sysqo are the obvious 90s regional exceptions.


D O double G knew how to network and that’s why he’s still so relevant today.


Plus. Did any of those rappers bang Martha Stewart? I think not. Case closed.


martha does get banged, she does the banging


by whatthejish k

Fingerless gloves.

You mean Mittens?


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