omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166

break it down.

space - $2k/mo
tables - $1k/mo
utilities - $1k/mo
candies - $32,875

profit(?)

candles*

jfc I can't see chit on my phone anymore. you had to be there

that's probably on the low end of luke's annual candies budget though

let me fix that for you.

but you're blind and autistic, how do you even know what it is you're eating?

at first i wasn't sure what to make of the trend of showing your mons pubis as when i grew up that's something women would go to great lengths to hide

perhaps it's due to fergie?

i just realized that amsterdam, the city famous for its prostitutes, is in ho land

the **** kind of creeper is this!?

cos I am a man of taste!

Halloween in NYC is coming and hotter girls will be wearing less than this all night long.