Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV


nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81


nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV


Total loss -$15509.91


This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.

My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.

I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.

Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.

I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.

I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.

And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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GG, unlucky. (first)


Lol.


42dd, GTO flat vs UTG from CO.


by heat555 k

42dd, GTO flat vs UTG from CO.

You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.


by Paisting k

You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.


Steak and w(h)ine*


by Paisting k

Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero (Paisting) is SB with 6 3
3 players fold, mrPeaceduuke (BU) raises to $0.25, Paisting (SB) 3-bets to $1.40, 1 fold, mrPeaceduuke (BU) 4-bets to $3.15, Paisting (SB) calls $1.75

Flop: ($6.40) 3 J 7 (2 players)
Paisting (SB) checks, mrPeaceduuke (BU) bets $2.37, Paisting (SB) raises to $6.85 (all-in), mrPeaceduuke (BU) calls $4.48

Turn: ($20.10) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($20.10) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20.10 (Rake: $1.01)

Showdown:
Paisting (SB) shows 6 3 (two p


Incredible....

You'll get em next month!


by Paisting k

You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.

You'd think losing 150bi's in 7k hands would make you reconsider this stance but that's just me


by Paisting k

Including 4 times losing with aces.


Lol. Over 16k hands you get dealt AA ~75 times, so wp paisting


So it seems you are once again feeding tenderloins and wine to your opponents. You madam truly are the biggest idiot in the history of online poker. Imagine being that stupid to think you will iwn massively next month when you have never had even a b/e month in ev. You are the biggest idiot on the world tbh.


by Paisting k

A brutal month with 30 buy ins below EV. At the worst point it went as far as 50 buy-ins below EV.

1x 90%+ equity suckout
6x 80-90% equity suckout
12x 70-80% equity suckout
9x 65-70% equity sucukouts

If you told me that over my next 16k hands I'd only lose 28 times when I got it in with 65%+ equity I think I'd cry I'd be so happy.


can mods change thread title?

most definitely not biggest loser in online history, this person is a fraud!


Don’t worry Pastry, Galfond would lose 1700 with the same cards, so it’s technically a win, gg.


If you had finished the month running equal to EV and only down $1050 would you have considered that a good month?


by Rolled High, Bro k

If you told me that over my next 16k hands I'd only lose 28 times when I got it in with 65%+ equity I think I'd cry I'd be so happy.

Show the graph then. In my entire almost 20 years of poker there hasn’t been anyone who could show this many suckouts per month. You would be the first.


idk guys Paisting could just be that guy on the variance simulator right at the bottom lol.. or even worse. It's possible.


by andymc1 k

idk guys Paisting could just be that guy on the variance simulator right at the bottom lol.. or even worse. It's possible.

he runs above ev 11 out of 12 months


by Paisting k

A brutal month with 30 buy ins below EV. At the worst point it went as far as 50 buy-ins below EV.
1x 90%+ equity suckout
6x 80-90% equity suckout
12x 70-80% equity suckout
9x 65-70% equity sucukouts

If we throw math out the window and assume the 28 hands above weren't part of the the 30 buyins under EV, set your EV around -1K and add back $560 ($20 pot per hand) from the above 28 hands that you "shouldn't have lost" you still would have lost almost 50 buyins.

The math isn't mathing, the poker isn't pokering.

Just another month of negative winnings and positive delusions.

Keep up the good work.


With all due respect wtf was that call with 42dd? Could you elaborate why you think that'd be a good move against a whale (who happened to have JJ)? You were nowhere near deep enough to make such play.


maybe back to 1c/2c?


by Paisting k

You can throw gto crap out from window when playing against these whales. That whale plays only high pairs so what you do to exploit him? You play hands that cracks his one pair. 100% exploit. That is bread and butter getting money in with massive equity. Site wants to keep them alive.

But why do they want to keep them alive but not you?


So you lost about 15x what you won last month right?


by IOnlyReadNVG k

So you lost about 15x what you won last month right?

Paisting dont care, he went to the restaurant to celebrate his first winning month in 20 years.


I’m hoping that at the start of next year, this turns out to be some kind of strange social experiment.


by Paisting k

THE FIRST WINNING MONTH IS HERE!

After nearly 20 years of playing Paisting is punishing the whales and making a first winning month and profit of $121.69 with his own style of play!

Congrats man. You should definitely move up stakes. You have clearly shown that your strategy works.


by Paisting k

THE FIRST WINNING MONTH IS HERE!

After nearly 20 years of playing Paisting is punishing the whales and making a first winning month and profit of $121.69 with his own style of play! Many didn’t believe it could happen. Many have quit poker entirely over the past 20 years even after making tens of thousands at some point. The old saying came true: when you drive hard, crap tends to fall off the wagon. Paisting is still here! Many have said that I have a gambling problem and would never succeed in

Holy ****ing **** he actually did it. Incredible paisting!!!!!!!!!!

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