Moderation Questions
The last iteration of the moderation discussion thread was a complete disaster. Numerous attempts to keep it on topic fa
Three are some anecdotes I could tell but I'd never want my wife to read them in the event of my sudden death.
Three are some anecdotes I could tell but I'd never want my wife to read them in the event of my sudden death.
Let's just say - if you haven't tasted your own semen, you haven't lived or loved.
I fear I have said too much.
Basically - in the immortal words of Woody Allen - if sex doesn't hurt, you're doing it wrong.
Then again, he was a bit of a pedo, so it might have had an entirely different meaning when he said it.
iirc correctly he was talking about whether sex is dirty or not.
So, didace, you want the real Penthouse letter? I kept it PG, coz, well, you know.The real letter is that the girl was a ****ing nymph, I'm not sure how else to describe it. Basically, everything I wanted, she not only enthusiastically did, she would write in this diary that she had about how much she enjoyed it. And I do mean, anything. I suspect that I may have ruined her for
Publish the diary; that would be worthy of Penthouse. Assuming it contains what you say. So far, all you've posted is the equivalent of, "Hehe, I had sex once. Really, I did. Hehe".
Or did I just excite you so much with my post that you lost it for a sec there?
I speak the English deliciously, I have spoken it since I were merely twice.
I am so ****ing tempted to write a proper Dear Penthouse letter in this thread right now. Crossnerd/King Spew - if you give me the OK/imprimatur, I'll do it.
Might be easier to ask for forgiveness than permission
Before my wife during my single life I was with someone for a few months who I did not realize regularly used videos I filmed of us for her onlyfans (which I had no idea existed)
When she told me about this she suggested I set up an onlyfans myself for ASMR cuz I had that kinda voice apparently
My bad, I forgot to add, SRM4mod
I’ve never read penthouse and only have a vague idea of what you’re asking to write.
I don’t really have an issue with spicy stories in the low content threads. They just should not involve non-consensual degradation of any kind, or I will ban for that. Otherwise, I seriously doubt you can shock me.
Obviously we don’t really want threads to become personal blogs, but if you guys want to have some fun interlude I don’t have a problem with it.
Also obvi with the caveat that if I end up hating it I’m gonna delete it all and say we can’t talk about it anymore 😀
Oh god, here we go.
d2 - Just be sure that the heroine's name in your story is "Nerdcross".
Don’t do that
I just want to say as preamble - when we met, I was 28 and she was 34. I wasn't the cougar here.
Also, I accidentally saw her bank statement once. She made more on her bonus than I pulled in in 3 months, and I made decent scratch at the time.
All this is to say, all the degradation was entirely consensual.
We first met at work drinks, as can be expected. There was almost a one month period of stand-offishness and sending one another flirty emails. Basically, foreplay.
When we first slept together, it was a bit of a non-event. She invited me over to her place. I was, as can be expected, a bit awkward. We drank and kissed. She told me after that "well, I let him kiss me, figured might as well let him **** me".
In the morning, we woke up on the sofa together, and she straddled me and gave me a nice ride. After she came, she jumped off and sucked me off to completion, without saying a single word which was a nice surprise for a "first date". Not only that, she cooked me breakfast. Guess I made a decent first impression.
Oh, I should probably mention, this was a good looking girl. I mean, not just good looking - all the boys at work wanted her. "Hot" is probably a better term. easily an 8, maybe even a 9. I was told a number of times by various people "punching above your weight, bro".
Anyway, so that's how we got together. I'll start on the meat of the story in a bit.
We need a title for this masterwork. Maybe "Obituary Of A Sex Life".
So, obviously, we got together. And started having sex. A lot of sex. Within the first month or so, I ****ed her in her ass and she came so hard, like harder than she'd come before. This was a portent of things to come (no put intended).
I'll be honest, I never understood the whole enjoying "sucking cock" thing, I had always assumed it was just a chore that girls do, like the cleaning or something. But apparently, not, there are girls who not only enjoy it, they literally text you from hotel rooms to say "tell you "since you started making me put your cock in my mouth when I masturbate, I can't ****ing bring myself any more without you here".
