Moderation Questions

Actually, **** it, I decided I don't like this guy either. Crossnerd - let's put him in the craig & Rococo cell, and if they have any issues, threaten to transfer Luciom in.

Yes. This is the Trumpian democracy we've all been looking for.

Only if you throw dollars, no, make that hundreds at us while we male a spectacle of ourselves.

Just apropos of nothing in particular, anyone know where I could get some barbed wire, a couple of bull terriers, two stripper poles, a large electromagnet, and a 24000 volt power supply?

I mean, I'm no way a good enough engineer to make any of that into something useful, but I reckon with those items, I could make for some wicked ambiance. Also, apropos of nothing in particular, how many times can you short a UPS till it explodes?

Er, no. That was tried before and it didn't end well.

Rickroll, you write pages upon pages usually. Cat got your tongue?

i'm just out there livin my best life and loving chez's redemption arc, he's been posting like an endboss lately

At least he's not passive aggressive. Just passive.

You're in a lot of danger of dropping below chez in the d2 rankings, btw.

Be honest, were you sad that I one-upped your sexcapades? Dude, the stuff you were talking about was minor. I did that **** by the age of about 20 and a half. People were entertaining you. Everyone has better stories than that.

i had sexcaspade stories?

If medium term memory fails, the search feature is your friend. Look for "I, me".

I jest, look for something like "blowjobs having a radioactive half life" and all all the other dumb cringeworthy **** you posted about China. Dude, you literally spent 2 months trying to persuade us you were Don Quixote.

lol, i genuinely have no memory of sexual boasts here, if you're talking about the cereal stuff, that was indeed a friend, i have no shame, would just say it was me if it were

For real bro? Do I really need to dredge this **** up?

Come on man, you're better than this. At least own up and say "alright, it was me, mea culpa".

Last chance, friend. I urge you to remember that this is all written down and instantly retrievable.

i got 27k posts, i'm sure plenty have been about getting dicks wet, but i'm pretty sure you're confusing me with someone else as i don't think i've done any bragging as i'm too autistic to brag without coming off as a douche

Alright. You wanted this.

Let's start with this and go from here

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showp...

Nice little rape apologia predicated on personal experience.

One more:

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showp...

Dude, I could probably find tonnes of these, just stop.

the first link i'm talking about louis ck, the second one references once getting a terrible bj - wtf are you on about? in what world are these brags of sexual prowess?

Dude, I'm done here.

We're definitely putting you in the cell with craig, to contemplate what you've done. Crossnerd, the keys please. I'll lock this belligerent, recalcitrant **** up myself.

Rococo has been released now. Just gonna be the two of you.

If you like this sort of material, then you would enjoy reading the online dating thread in OOT.

Is there something I wrote to indicate that I like this sort of material?

At best, I might enjoy the odd flutter of producing it. I've certainly never enjoyed consuming it.

Best Freudian slip I've seen in a while.

I spotted that after it was too late to edit. Was hoping nobody else would lol.

Chez was not a good mod but he was possibly the best mod in the history of 2+2 politics. He was so much better than his peers that earned hate from the far left majority while representing them politically.

Whoever told d2 he's funny should be sentenced to the chair. He's acting like a kid that never got any attention. Someone should have given him enough attention to tell him that he's more likeable when he talks less. Getting drunk by yourself and telling the internet about the time you had sex a decade ago is sad. I have declared today the first day of holiday season, don't make me sad

Merry Christmas to all and thanks to the flawed moderators who donate their time to keep the doors open and lights on in this place. Like in sports, you can't have a game without referees. You never like them in game but they should be appreciated and respected for what they do.

I'm only 6'1. Hide the mistletoe until the gangly freaks show up. Anyone over 6'3 has s a genetic defect and deserves pity. This is the time of the year to make people feel special

You'll be delighted to hear that you can solve two problems at once here.

I know self deprecating humour is probably outwith your wheelhouse, so I'll wait a day or two till you get it.