POG PUB 2024: A New Year, A New Thread, A New You

Eggcellent!

Better? From top left: grilled onions, pan roasted grape tomatoes, sautéed mushrooms, vegetarian sausage (hard to see) and crispy fried potatoes.

You're practically British in every way

As it happens I told a friend of mine in the U.K. that I should have popped a can of baked beans for a virtual trip over there when I got the plate together.

I've never been big on Cirque but randomly saw this Balance Goddess act the other day and can't stop thinking about it. It's like art, ballet, gymnastics, and meditation all in one and has absolutely nothing to do with whatever else is in this video.

Circus folks can't help but dress up like this ♣♦♥♠ and jump around like a bunch of gay slurs in a futuristic psychedelic jungle. I just watch Balance Goddess, then turn off the video, they start juggling giant kiwis or something.

I'm at a local mall. Crazy number of shoppers. There is a line to get in one of the jewelry stores. 75% of the people in line are women.

How is this possible???

In before that's because it isn't Christmas eve yet.

I realized decades ago that there is nothing at any mall that anyone really needs

But I don't picture you as a Walmart or Amazon guy... What does that leave?

The Tesla store!

Casino

True. 7-Eleven

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pretty much

I think I've mentioned I don't have any chairs or any crap like that in my house.

one time in my 20s, I cooked a girl dinner at my place, and then I realized I only had one fork, so we had to share the fork

and yeah this pretty big time. a lot of my wardrobe is from the casino gift shop. fridge is full of casino water bottles. I get food to go from the casino. over the years casino has gifted me, phone, wallet, steak knives, shoes.. idk various other random stuff

I have 200 in gift cards for the outlet mall. but they're over a year old. I hope they don't expire. they were from last xmas

I couldn't imagine going to the mall this month. i'd rather lose a limb

depends on the limb

I used to go to the mall approximately once a year, prior to Christmas. Once Covid hit, I didn't go that year and I don't think I've been back since.* There just isn't any reason to go when you hate shopping.

* I guess technically I go once or twice a year to a Dick's Sporting Goods that's attached to the mall, but I never enter the mall part.

Cinnabon!
Tesla Store
Apple Store

Do any of your malls have Ready One arcades? They have many of the new Japanese machines.

Very fun

lol, so now you have 2 forks?

I got like 5 forks in circulation... but my ex bought me a ****ton of forks, but they're in a box somewhere

also I'm blacked out on xan and vodka rn. ama... idk if i'll answer

How's the car doing?

How's your Fantasy Football team doing?

car is great! I'm putting miles on it like crazy lately! first 4 years I had it, I put like 6k miles on it lmao! , but this year i've put like 12k miles on it!

I finished regular season in first place!!!! I'm in the semi finals rn... if I win this week, I'm in the finals! 62k for first place! 30k for second!!! if I lose, then I play for 3rd place 20k

I hedged this week. even though, I'm in first place, I have the worst team. injuries. I'm 40% to win this week.

tonight I have bo nix, and I'm fading courtland sutton or whatever his name is Denver WR

also that took me like 30 minutes to write lol

There is some type of justice in filthy finishing first in fantasy football, but I can't quite come up with the right descriptive term for it.