BBV Anonymous Confessions
As seen on SomethingAwful, I bring you BBV's own Anonymous Confessions thread! This is the thread where you tell us about something you've done - gross, horrifying, evil, incestuous, or mancrushes on other posters - without ever letting the Internet know whose Internet nickname was behind the ickyness.
Rules:
-I will post (almost) anything you send me at [email="[email protected]"][email protected][/email] (lol old dead spam trap account) in this thread without your name/email attached. If you're horrified of discovery, make a throwaway email account and send your confession from there.
-No forum drama, confessions to recent violent felonies, or dumb fake stories (if you're sending a fake story it should pass the 'is this obviously BS' test.) All other entries are acceptable.
-Stories will be posted in the next 1-2 hours, around 12 PM (or whenever I feel like waking up) and periodically throughout the day.
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Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which
lol
Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which
legendary post, anyone still got the pics?
I went 5 days without sleep, because if I go to sleep there is a chance I go blind.I was a sophomore in college, it was a Thursday. I am going to bed because I have to be up at 5am to lifeguard the next day. As I am getting ready for bed, I rub my left eye and both my eyes go blurry, like when my contacts are dry. I take my contacts out, and my eyes are still blurry. I find thi
Seems like they might of given you some messed up eye drops or mixing the two different eye drops caused a chemical reaction?
I had what they told me was a pretty severe scratching of my cornea, the pain in my eyes was insane. They gave me pain meds (vicadin) I think and just told me to rest. Was back to normal after around 3 days.
The pain was so bad that if I knew it wasn't stupid and would blind me cutting out my eye balls seemed like an appealing option from a pain perspective. (Before the pain meds which thankfully made it much more tolerable)
Ok, here we go, anonymous account and all. I was lucky enough to get out of the market near the top of the tech bubble. Took my money and invested it in some rental apartments. I was also stupid enough to think that I could manage them myself without killing myself. That lasted a few months before I hired a company to do it for me. But not before some sex-for-rentamanets. Which
20 year anniversary would have been last year
Good eye lol, no clue if its true story or not but would be hilarious if still together.
The rent was prolly like $300 a month back then too lmao
I might [strike]of[/strike] have kinda [strike]went[/strike] gone from dumpster diving for food for a month straight, no electricity at home to a milly+, multiple businesses, coke, hookers, gambling to going clean to having a wife and a kid, and back to broke, single and homeless alcoholic in the span of 4 years.
Also hypothetically a dream I owe about $400k in taxes, and have the equivalent of IRS and DEA + Homeland Security on my ass.
Life is beautiful
I now might be hiding in a country out of the EU.
Thank you for listening to my TED Talk
I might [strike]of[/strike] have kinda [strike]went[/strike] gone from dumpster diving for food for a month straight, no electricity at home to a milly+, multiple businesses, coke, hookers, gambling to going clean to having a wife and a kid, and back to broke, single and homeless alcoholic in the span of 4 years.Also hypothetically a dream I owe about $400k in taxes, and have
If you ever want to share your story in Degen Stories, just let me know and I'll unlock it.
If you ever want to share your story in Degen Stories, just let me know and I'll unlock it.
Probably another 2-4months until I can share. sorry for blueballing.
Also thanks for grammar check on previous post, Mr.Sheep
I might [strike]of[/strike] have kinda [strike]went[/strike] gone from dumpster diving for food for a month straight, no electricity at home to a milly+, multiple businesses, coke, hookers, gambling to going clean to having a wife and a kid, and back to broke, single and homeless alcoholic in the span of 4 years.Also hypothetically a dream I owe about $400k in taxes, and have
whats your address
