N1H- The Return(Minus Butthole Pleasures)

His NO TD line is now +105

What do these bookies know that we don’t? [emoji2955]

Got em!

My buddy got me an inversion table for Christmas. This thing has saved my life. Now u can just dead hang from a bar at the gym, but the stretch isn’t no where near close to as when u are upside down. The first time I got on, it released everything in my lower back like a harmonica.

Now I do this daily and feel pain free when I sleep. I need to get a new bed bc this bed is so bad and soft. I need the firmest bed on the market. I might just sleep on the floor.

Didn’t even need to sweat as kyren scored on the first drive on the game. Had I not posted here, I wouldn’t have known about Circa offering “NO TD” bet and woulda won $1k more but better safe than sorry.

I read more about no cashing out as it’s very -EV, paying double juice, etc. love it.

My strength gone back up, but look like crap. Pot belly, and bloated throughout the day. Maybe need to diet off 15lbs. Lately been eating hamburger helper. The whole serving with 1lb ground beef. Giving me massive strength but unhealthy I bet. Thing is like $1.75, super cheap.

Today set all kinds of DL PR. Powerful day.

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Grunch

Would it be stupid to hedge this?

If Allen is pretty much a lock, I can bet Kelce(no td) on circa

So did you hedge Kelce no TD?

No, I let it ride and lost.

If I bet Kelce no TD, I woulda won lol

Man that cashout button was is the devil. It kept on dipping. 1305, 885, 600, then a lousy $150. Got a bonus bet back, but lost that too betting on the pistons +400 lol

My bench coming back. Look like a fet turd, maybe 195lbs+ now. Need to diet but don’t really want to.

I start back sqaut again. Front sqaut been killing my neck. Crazy trap/neck pain bc of it. Going easy for now. Gonna 8 rep 3 sets u til things get heavy.

Yesterday strong

Might try to max out DL and bench soon. Thinking 525 and 290

Wow 2 month no update.

Last month been my strongest. Eating less and weak atm.

Man the weight was flying. Telling u all I need is carbs. My body feeds off carbs, nothing else.

Need to diet but my diet days are over.

Put a futures bet on the cubs winning the central. Poverty $550. Caught them at plus money +105 $500 then @ -125 $50. Need to take a break from sports gambling. My manager pulled me and asking me if I was ok, bc some baristas ratted me out on being on the phone too much.

Sounds like a bunch of YUPPIE MILLENNIALS; time to be a TRUE ALPHA and tell them to mind their business and keep your name out of their simpering, lisping mouths.

LOVE IT

Tell them dry snitching beta bitches who you are bruh. Prob some broccoli head 150 pound weasel that never been slapped up in his entire life.

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My buddy just hit a 252/1 3-leg baseball parlay. He also hit a 120/1 a couple days ago. Unreal. Here I am betting -120s and can’t win a facking dime

I had $100 bonus bet last night which bricked, but if I waited today to tail him, it woulda paid 25k

i promise you he is down lifetime

you've had genuine advice given to you by professional sports bettors but instead just choosing to be a yuppie by hunchcapping and tailing other donks

Nah bro this guy knows ball

Straight bet his picks and you’ll still be winning even if u lose the parlay

But we are PARLAY ACTION JUNKIE

have him show you his win loss statement

Rickroll do u bet on beisbol?

Is a home run bet a sucker bet?

Moneyline makes no sense, if a team is -180+, I always take their run line.

What is the best baseball bets?

Don’t need to. HE KNOWS BALL.

He just hit a 200/1 tonight

You understand if he was actually winning FanDuel would have cut him off a long time ago, right?

Yes lol

Don’t know how he does it. He’s hit 3 200/1 in less than a month. Here I am sweating a -110 straight bet. Life is not fair

Anyways my log. Today felt strong. My bench rpe jumped almost 10lbs from 2 days ago. It’s always been around 255-265, mostly 255-257.5 the last couple weeks. Today felt strong af for some reason. Weird.

Also is betting ML at baseball degen behavior? Last couple days I’ve seen lines at +1500 in the 9th. Get a couple runners on and it drops easily to +500 or so. Now the team u bet on doesn’t necessarily have to win. If their opponents line can get around even or so, I can hedge and its win/win.