A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
Busted the $44 red lotus as well.
I open 22 in ep, all red flop. We are 3.
Turn is the 2c, Bb Bets 6bigs I jam and gets snapped by the nut flush and river bricks.
RIP.
I could bluff now and end this post just here, but no this is me raw and unfiltered.
I am in deep ****ing anguish.
I am devastated.
I am in such deep ****ing **** and I made a miserable thing to even have the $50 bucks I played for today (no gay **** tho).
The worst part of it all, I only worked for 4 days this month so my salary will be like $300.
Man I really dont know what to do with myself, I feel like a ****ing wreck.
But I ****ing signed up for this, and I will take it like a man.
Already feeling a bit better about the $215 bustout, I heal mentally quite quickly.
Will be working tomorrow so will be taking my sleeping meds soon and to to sleep if my friend doesnt borrow me some money (just asked him for a loan).
Yeah thats it kthxbai all fans.
got $25 bucks from my childhood friend and my ****ing bro 'R' we can call him.
sattied into the $11 sunday storm, missed some satties and is 13/15 with 5 paid in a satty to the hotter £33.....
Playing satties, a format I'm guessing you haven't studied a ton, to play target tournaments that you aren't rolled for, that you are probably -ev in, is always going to be a bad idea. You're taking a format that already has insane variance and squaring it. And as you can see, the once-a-year time you DO have a nice hit, you blow through it super fast and are broke again.
The worst part of it all, I only worked for 4 days this month so my salary will be like $300
You could also get a full time job, or multiple part time jobs, so that you're working 20-25 days/month instead of 4.
right ****ing now sattied into the $215 stackosaurus (who said stop playing sats????)
and sattied into the 44 red lotus.
so yeah, we cooking.
shoutout to deekaybee and swerb22, and small shoutout to rolled high, bro for at least not being a piece of **** and posting constructive stuff.
the rest can EAD XD
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thx
BAI
Damn homey. Wat about me?
Playing satties, a format I'm guessing you haven't studied a ton, to play target tournaments that you aren't rolled for, that you are probably -ev in, is always going to be a bad idea. You're taking a format that already has insane variance and squaring it. And as you can see, the once-a-year time you DO have a nice hit, you blow through it super fast and are broke again.
im elite at satties. i hit quite many each week, not once in a year. and then yeah, the rest is up to me and lady fortuna.
you said my luck gonna turn a page back so you have my eternal respect homie.
playing 10NL zoom PLO and a stackosaurus satty rn.
worked today for 5 hours, went decent.
allin in the stackosaurus satty qj v 33 we busto 😃
got 11 dollars left on ZOOM, will make it into like 30 and then play more satties.
did someone say satties....?
Playing satties, a format I'm guessing you haven't studied a ton, to play target tournaments that you aren't rolled for, that you are probably -ev in, is always going to be a bad idea. You're taking a format that already has insane variance and squaring it. And as you can see, the once-a-year time you DO have a nice hit, you blow through it super fast and are broke again.
You could also get a full time job, or multiple part time jobs, so that you're working 20-25 days/month instead of 4.
$75 a day for working. if he beat 25nl for 5bb and played 400 hands a hour 12 hours a day he would make $60 a day.
I don't get why op wants to play against good players.
$75 a day for working. if he beat 25nl for 5bb and played 400 hands a hour 12 hours a day he would make $60 a day.
I don't get why op wants to play against good players.
Because I love competing against the best.
This is the only sport where you can actually compete against the GOATs and have a fair chance albeit being a dog.
With that said I just busted what you may call a roll. Made a bad call in a 7.50 sat to the big $109 and got backdoored in the PLO ZOOM. 😃
My point is not winning an EPT seat again, which I probably will. I have played a **** ton of hypers and turbos which used to be my main shtick. Im not a dog in these formats even though the rake is high and the edge is low and the variance is high aswell.
Now we are crossing our fingers for getting the green lights to play Live tonight.
Just a tiny $100 buyin which we are 50% in, but its better than nothing....
Because I love competing against the best.
This is the only sport where you can actually compete against the GOATs and have a fair chance albeit being a dog.
With that said I just busted what you may call a roll. Made a bad call in a 7.50 sat to the big $109 and got backdoored in the PLO ZOOM. 😃
My point is not winning an EPT seat again, which I probably will. I have played a **** ton of hypers and turbos which used to be my main shtick. Im not a dog in these formats even though the rake is high a
The goal of poker is to make money and improve your lifestyle. Well it should be... Going to a destination and playing a bigger MTT and spending some time in a city for travel purposes is probably a good thing.
Got $25 from my childhood friend and mother fing bro "N" which I proceeded to bust in about 20 minutes.... And he even gave me the ****ing rocky Balboa speech before I jumped into the game and I proceed to bust so ****ing hard.
Waiting for my cousin to reply right now, for another $25....
im gonna take a peek at my SS, will probably post graph.
edit: just emailed PokerStars to forward my errand to sharks cope.com
epic graph INCOMING 😃
My ****ing jew cousin that has money, is refusing to lend me 25 bucks LMFAO.
****ing strangers I met at the club are more generous than him he is a grade A piece of ****.
shoutout to R and N who borrowed me 25 bucks each which now have reached someone else's pockets, but atleast they ****ing lended me money.
yeah man, rake is killing me lol
down like 7k usd lifetime, most i was up was 14k usd ish.
obviously my results sucks, but I will turn this around.
That's probably because most of your action has been in SNGs.
Here's your sat stats
pretty decent, but mostly skewered by a $200 sat you won 9 years ago.
Here's your non-sat MTT graph
So, even if you are a little profitable in sats, it's negated by your negative win rate in the target tournaments. As you can imagine, in $50+ MTTs, your stats are even worse, and I assume a majority if not all of the games you're trying to sat into are in that range.
Yeah it looks pretty atrocious to me aswell tbh.
Am up $5000 on .fr stars aswell but still down lifetime after being a grinder on and off for 10 years which is pretty embarrassing.
I'm such a degenerate.
just stone bubbled a $82 hot hyper satty.
big stack limps i rejam my 6bb with a4o (we are 4 handed) villain snaps of with a trapped aq??
man these hurts so much ****ing more when its basically life or spiritual death at stakes.
im boiling.
my cousin just called me (same dude who said he can't borrow 15 bucks) pretending like nothing.
what an absolute piece of ****.
i would take a bullet for this piece of **** dude and he can't even borrow me 15 ****ing bucks.
im down to my last 4 bucks playing PLO non zoom cause zoom aint running.
i don't want to go to the ****ing gym, i feel like complete ****.
i am miserable, i am so ****ing tired that i want to faint.
worked for 5 hours today and it was pure misery.
Go gym anyway
